𝓝𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓴𝔂 𝔀𝓪𝔂

“𝕀 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕕𝕚𝕖 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖!” (parody)

[𝓝𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓴𝔂 𝔀𝓪𝔂 @thousandyearsea]

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⠀ 𝓦𝓮 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓫𝓮 𝓸𝓷 𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓰𝓾𝓪𝓻𝓭... 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓦𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓼 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓵𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓾𝓹 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓷𝓮𝔀 𝓽𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓼...
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[𝓝𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓴𝔂 𝔀𝓪𝔂 @thousandyearsea]

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⠀ “ is this really why you wanted me to give you a driving lesson ? ”
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[𝓝𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓴𝔂 𝔀𝓪𝔂 @thousandyearsea]

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⠀ I wish my agency made my plushie look a bit nicer .
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[𝓝𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓴𝔂 𝔀𝓪𝔂 @thousandyearsea]

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⠀ Don’t judge her methods
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[𝓝𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓴𝔂 𝔀𝓪𝔂 @thousandyearsea]

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⠀ So why even believe they I would do that to you
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[Oriko Mikuni @ForMyW0rld]

@thousandyearsea Sighhh… I know….

[𝓝𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓴𝔂 𝔀𝓪𝔂 @thousandyearsea]

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⠀ Also i believe I’m three or even four years older then you so it’ll make it even worse
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[Oriko Mikuni @ForMyW0rld]

@thousandyearsea Sigh. Maybe next time

[𝓝𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓴𝔂 𝔀𝓪𝔂 @thousandyearsea]

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⠀ I rather use the Amane sisters for that
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[Oriko Mikuni @ForMyW0rld]

@thousandyearsea Sorry. You can take out your disappointment on me. Maybe kick me in the ribs a few times or something.

[𝓝𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓴𝔂 𝔀𝓪𝔂 @thousandyearsea]

@ForMyW0rld ⠀
⠀ Mikuni . I never been more disappointed in someone till now
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[𖥂 Uzi @Crow2TheCore]

[>//:ꜱʏꜱ//ʜᴏꜱᴛ ᴄᴏɴɴᴇᴄᴛɪɴɢ...//> ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ, ᴜᴢɪ! :) ʟᴏʟ!]

Strawpage open!
https://t.co/jfs8bmRRFJ

[𝓝𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓴𝔂 𝔀𝓪𝔂 @thousandyearsea]

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⠀ You’re not even tall enough to reach s meat grinder handle
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[Kirika @KirikaMagica]

I wonder what colour you’ll be after I put your body through a meat grinder

[𝓝𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓴𝔂 𝔀𝓪𝔂 @thousandyearsea]

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⠀ Wonder how it’ll look after I break her legs
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[Kirika @KirikaMagica]

Her smile is so beautiful…

[𝓝𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓴𝔂 𝔀𝓪𝔂 @thousandyearsea]

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⠀ And with that comment the girl wandered off for a moment to now collect a cup of tea so they can set it down for the small pokemon
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[Alf the Axolotl + Cheese The Chao @BlEp_CrEaTuRa]

[She jumps in the air!]

[𝓝𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓴𝔂 𝔀𝓪𝔂 @thousandyearsea]

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⠀ “ do you just want the cup or the drink itself ? Tail wag for cup a jump for the drink . ”
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[Alf the Axolotl + Cheese The Chao @BlEp_CrEaTuRa]

[She points towards the cup of tea]

[𝓝𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓴𝔂 𝔀𝓪𝔂 @thousandyearsea]

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⠀ “ You realize I can’t speak Pokémon right ? I don’t know what you just said or what want . "
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[Alf the Axolotl + Cheese The Chao @BlEp_CrEaTuRa]

⚡️🌊: “Raichu?” [Tea Please?]

[𝓝𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓴𝔂 𝔀𝓪𝔂 @thousandyearsea]

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⠀ “ And what was it that you wanted to ask me ? ”
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[𝓝𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓴𝔂 𝔀𝓪𝔂 @thousandyearsea]

@realesthosay ⠀
⠀ https://t.co/y2SvPFvuXU
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⠀ I agree
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[𝓝𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓴𝔂 𝔀𝓪𝔂 @thousandyearsea]

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⠀ Who and what ?
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[Amamiya Yomi @PinkHairedSpiri]

The fuck's happening with Mayuri now? Did she went into Sergeant Dornan mode?

[𝓝𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓴𝔂 𝔀𝓪𝔂 @thousandyearsea]

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⠀ “ theirs more then just magius . I should know I have the invited for proof . ”
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[Amamiya Yomi @PinkHairedSpiri]

The Magius are at it again or is another one?

[𝓝𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓴𝔂 𝔀𝓪𝔂 @thousandyearsea]

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⠀ “ I’m in the modeling business I know a scam when I see one . ”
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[Prismatic Ashes @d00dletamerduc]

@thousandyearsea ⚡️: Jeez... they must be all kinds of stupid then.

[𝓝𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓴𝔂 𝔀𝓪𝔂 @thousandyearsea]

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⠀ “ can I stop getting mail about the local magical girl cult to join ? I said no to two already what makes them believe I’ll say yes the seventeenth time ? ”
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