Ellis McPickle

[Ellis McPickle @thouxanbanmark]

When you see a short fat white dude at the gym wearing a hat so you hit him with the height mog, hair mog, and age pill all at the same time and he fucking explodes.

[Ellis McPickle @thouxanbanmark]

Jamal Murray if this is it. Just know I got nothing but love for you. 🐐

[jokic mid range 🃏🎸 🪉 🇵🇭 @15notdone]

dont forget about us

[Ellis McPickle @thouxanbanmark]

One of my top opps at vasa. He don’t even know how close he is to meeting the professor

[Ellis McPickle @thouxanbanmark]

This dude at the gym smells like straight shit not like BO straight shit. And he’s spamming squats bro I’m about to throw tf up

[Ellis McPickle @thouxanbanmark]

When you’re just the right amount of high and the reels are proper.

[Ellis McPickle @thouxanbanmark]

Ilia really lost everything. Sorry ilia

[Ellis McPickle @thouxanbanmark]

@swagandsolace Me to my dad every time he asks about if I’ve made any progress in life

[Ellis McPickle @thouxanbanmark]

@NeverMissed_ @upfrontmma Stfu

[Ellis McPickle @thouxanbanmark]

Jay Shawn shelf

[Ellis McPickle @thouxanbanmark]

Sometimes you take so many Ls in a row you realize you’re not on a losing streak. You are a loser. That’s where I am. I’m gonna end up killing myself

[Ellis McPickle @thouxanbanmark]

@HansMokeNiemann

[Ellis McPickle @thouxanbanmark]

@ChrisMarlowe What the fuck bro

[Ellis McPickle @thouxanbanmark]

@sabrinazgengar @ovrkast Nope you’re stupid

[Ellis McPickle @thouxanbanmark]

@blunts210 @TyLawson3 You’re such an abnormal human being

[Ty Lawson @TyLawson3]

4 things I’d rather do than be a thunder fan:

1. Play hide and go seek w/ Jeffery Dahmer in an abandoned Chucky Cheese

2. Be a Temu parachute tester

3 Stick my D&@k In a blender

4.Lick a port-o-potty toilet seat at Coachella

Yall are some Losers

[Ellis McPickle @thouxanbanmark]

@SP4RR0WS @LegionHoops @BrettSiegelNBA He does not have that potential lmaoooo

[Ellis McPickle @thouxanbanmark]

The one time I bet on cancer it took the fattest L of all life. Shits actually rigged