Jeff Ausura

I teach web stuff and make music and photos.

[RailroadedUnderground @RailroadUnderg1]

I was told as a kid that prison was reserved for the 'worst of the worst' and I believed it - until I was sent to prison. 🧵👇🏽

[Jeff Ausura @thpt]

I can get most of my twitter needs met with mastodon, but what I still need is 50% of my feed to be shit like this commentary on Free Bird

[Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @TylerMahanCoe]

And he takes foreeeeever to leave. Legit one of the most unintentionally hilarious songs of all time. The libertarian Facebook comment of love songs.

[Jeff Ausura @thpt]

@IanColdwater I never knew it by any name other than “sneaky pete” until well into adulthood. Grew up in NJ and PA. No idea where that name came from or why no one else seems to use it.

[Jeff Ausura @thpt]

@michaelwitwicki Joining anything else you care to recommend? (even if it's not similar. maybe especially if it's a totally different format but you feel like it fills the void for you). Been tired of twitter for a while, but I haven't fully replaced it.

[Jeff Ausura @thpt]

@jeremias The business strategy seems pretty insane. Take a shrinking market and ratchet up the price of entry? "We want to whittle our user base down to a tiny group of captive users who openly hate us."

[Jeff Ausura @thpt]

Which one of you motherfuckers killed which sacred animal to derail us into a timeline where this is a NYT headline?! Just come forward and be judged by the gods ffs.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Tom Brady, who's been the subject of public affection from Donald Trump for years, is now said to be on texting terms with Ron DeSantis, the Republican governor of Florida. https://t.co/VcwXkxKjFg

[Jeff Ausura @thpt]

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[Jeff Ausura @thpt]

@wesbos This is how I got into woodworking. Made at least 100 frames at this point (I do photography). A table saw and a little ingenuity and you can make something better than you can buy in a couple hours. If you have a bandsaw you don’t even have to buy wood.

[Jeff Ausura @thpt]

@snoogles9000 Haha. Personality test! I thought “it’s 3,2,1 and the fact that we aren’t all clear on that is really annoying.” Never considered whether the intersection was imperfect. Then again 20 years of driving in New England has expunged any notion of rational intersections from my brain

[Jeff Ausura @thpt]

Proposal: stop sharing personality test results and instead share your feelings about this thread.

[i bless the rains down in castamere @Chinchillazllla]

I think of this post every single time I'm not sure who has the right of way

[Jeff Ausura @thpt]

Has this dude significantly affected the way people process old James Bond movies? Like, those villains were supposed to be cartoonishly unrealistic, but Elon is really doing phenomenal work bringing those characters into the real world.

[Jeff Ausura @thpt]

Spoiler alert: Inside every white man’s brain is a kiddie pool full of warm milk. And we are sitting in that pool imagining we are King Arthur standing in the center of a cheering crowd having just pulled Excalibur from the stone.

[Jeff Ausura @thpt]

@TylerMahanCoe I think it's a lot worse than that? Song seems to be a pretty explicit fuck you to the civil rights movement. It's really messed up that it's still on the radio.

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@snoogles9000 Well I don’t think you rack up too much debt if you major in grifting at liberty university on a hate crimes scholarship

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@jeremias Good god. That’s just insidious late stage capitalism right there. These are the people watching movies and confusing the heroes and villains

[Jeff Ausura @thpt]

@nytimes If transparency and consequences for your actions are untenable concepts for our most powerful judges… we might have a problem?

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