Paul but Im a tree? idk Grant

They/Them Aspiring filmmaker. Amateur comedian. Hopeful recipient of your kidneys.

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Absolutely BLASTING Dolly Parton after getting my second dose of the Moderna vaccine

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Fuck y’all remember animorphs?

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No too hot, not too cold, all I need is a light jacket.

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I got another job! Hurray involuntary participation in capitalism for survival!!!

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@GestapoPlatypus Wait who did you tell that to? I want to say something to them real quick

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Watching him walk away in cuffs felt pretty good. Not as good as dismantling the entire system, but still, pretty good.

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I’ve never exhaled down hard in my fucking life

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Guilty all three charges

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Fuck

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All I want is a d&d group that meets semi consistently

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I got the COVID vaccine and my penis grew 4 inches?????

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One down!!

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They’re girlfriends

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Got an appointment for my first vaccine shot!

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Fuck getting a superhero body I wanna look like a porn star

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Call me by your name made me 15% more gay

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Couldn’t find my shoes because they were in the closet on the shoe rack

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Mood lighting