Matt

The plot of Lord of the rings happened to me

he/him

[Matt @thrallvevo]

Something something heading to the store

[Dok @Dok845]

2006 conservative: here is an email forward about a black lady naming her kid "Lemonjello"

2026 conservative: Liberals refusing to validate my beautiful boy "Lymnjylo" is an example of "luxury beliefs" in action

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Kendrick Lamar reportedly texted "No I really really really don't want Smormu" to 555-0100

[Matt @thrallvevo]

Like no.... Telling us which character someone in your ~Main Cast~ is playing is not a spoiler!! What are we doing here?!

[Matt @thrallvevo]

I am ... Not charmed by this marketing strategy of keeping the world's most obvious casting choice a secret

[melissa ☆ @wadesknife]

STEVE LACY SPOILING JEAN GREY’S ROLE LMFAOO WE’RE NEVER GONNA HEAR FROM THIS GUY AGAIN KEVIN GET HIM

[Matt @thrallvevo]

This sounds like a mess... I'm seated

[American Horror Source @AHS_Source]

Sarah Paulson will be playing 6-7 roles in #AHS13

[Matt @thrallvevo]

I'll take u to heaven like it's 2007

[Matt @thrallvevo]

Kinda craving a baguette right now

[Swan 🦢💕 @femqueencaptain]

Literally

[Matt @thrallvevo]

@celiestwist Please! 😭

[Matt @thrallvevo]

@Popsynths I tried this once and it worked!!!

[Matt @thrallvevo]

I have been told that this is the equivalent of gma booking sexyy redd to perform F my baby daddy for fathers day... Which is hilarious

[MⱯRGⱯUX 🦇 @LUCIDNIGHTM4RE]

I hate gay people like what do you mean the tiktok algorithm thought to show me this german diva dragging men at 8 in the morning on national tv.

[Emily Andras @emtothea]

I’m saddened to hear of the passing of Earth’s nemesis, Thanos. While we were often on opposing sides of humanity, for example I thought we shouldn’t arbitrarily eliminate half the population, I respected his commitment to fitness and great taste in jewelry.

[NOVA @iriptheslitt]

kelela performing ‘all the way down’ last night in new york

📹 tomisinsarumi0

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

Apparently the NDAs are no longer enforceable

[Matt @thrallvevo]

@Mal_E_Fishnt Oh!

[Matt @thrallvevo]

@Mal_E_Fishnt Keeping my fingers crossed that doesn't happen!

[Matt @thrallvevo]

@magdalenepop I'm bored, want to watch videodrome together?

[Matt @thrallvevo]

I talked to him too
He said you all owe me $50

[New York Post @nypost]

Sen. Mitch McConnell, 84, calls GOP allies from hospital to dispel internet chatter he's 'brain dead' https://t.co/I61Aq9utgD

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

girl whatever