Thomas Haire

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

CA▶️MA. Husband/dad/ranter. Co-founder @thepdmi. Recent bylines: @theperistyle, @bostonmanmag. @USC ‘94 #FTFO

[Thomas Haire @THrants]

🚨🚨 MEGA #THEOALERT! 🚨🚨 Dada and Theo at :58 and then the little man with the big finish! Thanks for this @dodgers. Beautiful to see all our fans finally celebrate.

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

We celebrated. We cried. We won. #LATogether

[Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz @LeBatardShow]

"When are you going to face reality?" @MichaelRyanRuiz

[Thomas Haire @THrants]

Very glad I’m not also responsible for extensive game recaps. ✌🏼

[Thomas Haire @THrants]

@BradBring @insidetroy @C_Morrissette Quite possible. Would’ve been nice to see multiple angles not shot from the ceiling of the Alamodome to find out.

[Thomas Haire @THrants]

My final preview of season 25 at @uscfootball/@ThePeristyle digs into the mysteries of tomorrow's @valeroalamobowl. Opt-outs, the portal, injuries, and even an OC defection have left @uscfb and @TCUFootball in different places than they were a month ago. https://t.co/hZTOgoE4MA

[Thomas Haire @THrants]

A pleasure to share the virtual stage with some true experts and discuss the year in #performancemarketing.

[Thomas Haire @THrants]

@kentura82 @uscfootball @ThePeristyle Thus far, questions have been answered in the negative.

[Thomas Haire @THrants]

.@uscfb wraps up its 2025 slate tomorrow against @UCLAFootball. Will the #Trojans bounce back from last week's loss at Oregon to score a knockout against the struggling #Bruins in the #CrosstownShowdown? My preview is on @uscfootball / @ThePeristyle. https://t.co/NO4IAKdS2h

[Thomas Haire @THrants]

Tomorrow, No. 15 @uscfb visits No. 7 @oregonfootball. The underdog #Trojans may be a year ahead of schedule in reaching this point, while the #Ducks look primed for their second straight @CFBPlayoff berth. My preview is on @uscfootball / @ThePeristyle. https://t.co/yU0gIZMveY

[Thomas Haire @THrants]

No. 17 @uscfb hosts No. 21 @HawkeyeFootball tomorrow afternoon. How will the #Trojans fare against college football's kings of slog on what seems likely to be a rainy afternoon at the @lacoliseum? My preview is on @uscfootball / @ThePeristyle. https://t.co/kdwLqZztxX

[Thomas Haire @THrants]

@ShotgunSpr And what a catch.

[Thomas Haire @THrants]

8 in the box and make Preston Stone beat you. It’s not rocket science.

[Thomas Haire @THrants]

Tonight, on a quick turnaround, the #Trojans host 5-3 @NUFBFamily. Will @uscfb and its fans be on time for this Friday evening rush-hour match-up with the Wildcats? My preview is on @uscfootball / @ThePeristyle. https://t.co/QTyRBHLTQY

[Shotgun Spratling @ShotgunSpr]

PREVIEW: @THRants provides his extensive look at the matchup between No. 23 USC and Nebraska

https://t.co/XMEz5O6U2D

[USC Trojans Football @uscfootball]

No. 23 USC takes on Nebraska on Saturday at 4:30 p.m. PDT in Lincoln.

@THrants gives us the extensive game preview ahead of the matchup:

https://t.co/r4b96SPFZ7

[Thomas Haire @THrants]

The #Trojans' Halloween costume is obvious: Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde. Outstanding at home, but less so on the road, No. 23 @uscfb tries — again — to prove it's not a bad road team when it visits @HuskerFootball. My preview is on @uscfootball / @ThePeristyle. https://t.co/LVqrvJinYu

[R.J. Abeytia @RJ_Abeytia]

With the money on the table, Lincoln Riley doubles down on cute. All the work the program put in and he doesn’t trust his guys to get four inches straight ahead.

[USC Trojans Football @uscfootball]

So much is at stake for Saturday’s 4:30 p.m. PDT matchup between No. 20 USC and No. 13 Notre Dame.

@THrants gives us his extensive game preview:

https://t.co/HNp6rus8Ra

[Shotgun Spratling @ShotgunSpr]

EXTENSIVE PREVIEW: @THrants looks at the matchup between No. 20 USC and No. 13 Notre Dame with the lingering question of: Will this time be the last time that the Trojans and Irish fight like this?

https://t.co/kINuyjrTrq