Avocado

tooth dealer

[Avocado @threadykrueger]

Hi welcome to horny jail

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I’m tired of shaving my pubes for ppl who ghost me

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@is_thriving Yes

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@levelupdub @SullivanKing ty guys sm for tearing Boston up!!! Made my whole night getting to meet you guys

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

Shower Food Review 42: Giant Sour Gummy Worm - This was the most shame I've ever felt in the shower. I'm worried even God won't forgive me for this one. My ex girlfriend is moving out soon and she saw me eating this. The look on her face said "I made the right choice." 7/10

[Avocado @threadykrueger]

@diasychian They banned me on didn’t for the same reason

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I look smelly

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@albert12798 My therapist

[lil level up 🕸️🕯️ @levelupdub]

Hey guys I am so heartbroken. pretty much everything I own was stolen. Laptop, backup hard drives, my clothes, personal belongings, usbs with my sets everything is completely gone. I’m working my ass off to rebuild my sets for tour and all the music files I lost. I’m devastated at all of the work that is gone. If any music homies can send me anything it would be very much appreciated

Unfortunately I will not be able to make my San Diego show tonight but Grabbitz has been added!

I’m home trying to replace my belongings and trying to file for a new passport, but I will be back for the Palladium shows and the rest of the tour

(Yes I’ve filed a police report and no they aren’t doing anything to help) love u all so much and I’m trying my absolute hardest to stay positive

[Avocado @threadykrueger]

@is_thriving Wank

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@diasychian Same but boss instead of chief

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@Young_Indexcard It’s a rock

[Thembo_Faggins @is_thriving]

Todays mission: use one of these bad boys to grab the officers gun

[Avocado @threadykrueger]

@Young_Indexcard Bro Fr where are all the dogs named pablano

[Avocado @threadykrueger]

Railing lines of Prozac off the toilet at work

[SEMATARY GRAVE MAN 𐕣 𐕣 𐕣 @SEMATARYGRAVEMN]

In London🇬🇧💀I piss Onthe Queen 🪦 🪦🪦💦💦🖕🖕

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

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