ThreatbuttX, a Space Karen company

Threatbutt - defense in derpth against threatening threaty threats

[ThreatbuttX, a Space Karen company @threatbutt]

@Laughing_Mantis ok but how many of them are "smart" and why aren't you using our product to protect them or whatever? Also, send money. Thanks!

[ThreatbuttX, a Space Karen company @threatbutt]

Namaste, @pdowland, for your loyalty.

[Paul Haskell-Dowland @pdowland]

Good coverage of the invoice fraud story on @ABCnews tonight - https://t.co/rZoUByl0vN (20mins in), but despite the caption, I'm still very much with @EdithCowanUni @ECUSRI #notchangedjob #cyber #invoicefraud!

[ThreatbuttX, a Space Karen company @threatbutt]

Hello, people who like to waste money buying our amazing solutions! Due to a conflict of interest with our boss, Space Karen, we are also over at that infosec dot exchange place. Thanks and keep wasting money!

[ThreatbuttX, a Space Karen company @threatbutt]

@Zlatty @chrisrockhacker @defcon that presumes we have any money left

[ThreatbuttX, a Space Karen company @threatbutt]

Excited to have all of these new NFT & "crypto" accounts following us (simply because we put "Elon musk" in our name). To the fellow scammers, welcome! To those easily scammed, happy to take your money in return for "securing" your fake stuff with our fake stuff!

[ThreatbuttX, a Space Karen company @threatbutt]

Hey siri send a message to Richard derrière Dick we need to stuff the briefcases with the cash from the investors and the cyber whatever security people we fleeced and get to the Maldives before twitter our only marketing tool goes down because Elon is an idiot yes send message

[ThreatbuttX, a Space Karen company @threatbutt]

#Vote

[ThreatbuttX, a Space Karen company @threatbutt]

Poor jumpytwerpdatum1.

[Cthulhu ( ;,;) @Cthulhu_Answers]

Tango down. Hopefully permanently.

[ThreatbuttX, a Space Karen company @threatbutt]

Constantly. The previous ones keep proving to be terrible at it by sharing their job updates on LinkedIn.

[ThreatbuttX, a Space Karen company @threatbutt]

Beats our CEO's setup, admittedly.

[Jun34u @Jun34u_sec]

If you need to reach me, you can do so using the Nobu Hotel Toilet Phone™️

[ThreatbuttX, a Space Karen company @threatbutt]

@B3n_5mash Stickers are easy, but how do we "nerd" after that? Is it a group/f2f thing or can we do it over Zoom? Teams? Snapchat?

[ThreatbuttX, a Space Karen company @threatbutt]

Hello! Thank you for stopping by our booth! Why you didn't take any Threatbutt License Stickers of Authenticity is perplexing, but we appreciate your patronage nonetheless.

[ThreatbuttX, a Space Karen company @threatbutt]

We're also willing to accept vendor expo booths featuring unsanitized, overly used, "ready-to-lick" doorknobs as schwag. Ideally with branding. #blackhat2022 #BlackHat

[ThreatbuttX, a Space Karen company @threatbutt]

What's the best #blackhat2022 party to pick up some vendor-sponsored #COVID19?

[ThreatbuttX, a Space Karen company @threatbutt]

What's the best #blackhat2022 party to pick up some vendor-sponsored #COVID19?

[ThreatbuttX, a Space Karen company @threatbutt]

Hoping jumbledinkdatum is correct here, since we've sent a tonne of money to DEFCON in hopes that they'll let us piddle^Wpeddle our warez.

[Lina @d0rkph0enix]

Tell me you’ve never been and have no idea how it works without telling me you’ve never been and don’t know that they don’t DO corporate sponsorships, and the CFP review process is blind on purpose? Is he mad because he had a horribly researched talk rejected or something?

[Jun34u @Jun34u_sec]

So if TOR starts using SPHINCS for digital signatures …would we call that implementation SPHINCS-TOR?

(Joke stolen from @rekdt)

[Jun34u @Jun34u_sec]

@threatbutt Made my first list just for you

[ThreatbuttX, a Space Karen company @threatbutt]

Future CMO here.

[ThreatbuttX, a Space Karen company @threatbutt]

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[ꙅɿɘƚɔɘqꙅ @_specters_]

@threatbutt Don’t worry the list includes johnjdata