Hello, people who like to waste money buying our amazing solutions! Due to a conflict of interest with our boss, Space Karen, we are also over at that infosec dot exchange place. Thanks and keep wasting money!
Excited to have all of these new NFT & "crypto" accounts following us (simply because we put "Elon musk" in our name). To the fellow scammers, welcome! To those easily scammed, happy to take your money in return for "securing" your fake stuff with our fake stuff!
Hey siri send a message to Richard derrière Dick we need to stuff the briefcases with the cash from the investors and the cyber whatever security people we fleeced and get to the Maldives before twitter our only marketing tool goes down because Elon is an idiot yes send message
Hello! Thank you for stopping by our booth! Why you didn't take any Threatbutt License Stickers of Authenticity is perplexing, but we appreciate your patronage nonetheless.
We're also willing to accept vendor expo booths featuring unsanitized, overly used, "ready-to-lick" doorknobs as schwag. Ideally with branding. #blackhat2022#BlackHat
Tell me you’ve never been and have no idea how it works without telling me you’ve never been and don’t know that they don’t DO corporate sponsorships, and the CFP review process is blind on purpose? Is he mad because he had a horribly researched talk rejected or something?