bank teller: what'll it be
me: a double jackson
bank teller: (slides me two $20's) that'll be $40
me: put it on my tab
bank teller: (grunts and goes back to polishing the money)
i think the mandela effect is fun because rather than admit you've been misspelling something your whole life, you get to say you simply fell into a different, incorrect universe
I wish I was a kid again not because of the relief of financial burden but because I could divulge super sensitive family information and then run off and blast some nerd in the face with a super soaker