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3sty

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Hatsune Michael

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@davematthewsbnd can you cover space oddity to make things confusing and difficult for everyone using google please

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Carhartt Yarmulke

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Fired from 7-11's marketing department for mistakenly sending emails for free slurpee day in September

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@itsashleyoh @HardDriveMag ❤ would love capricorn

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I should put truck nuts on my dog's collar

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Playboi Farti

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bank teller: what'll it be

me: a double jackson

bank teller: (slides me two $20's) that'll be $40

me: put it on my tab

bank teller: (grunts and goes back to polishing the money)

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L.L. Cool Bean

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Little known fact: Ashli Babbitt was actually killed as a result of having her name spelled like that

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i think the mandela effect is fun because rather than admit you've been misspelling something your whole life, you get to say you simply fell into a different, incorrect universe

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Undercover girlboss

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Flies be lying dormant all day and then fuck with you as soon as you sit down for a meal

Disastrous animals

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@father Grown ass man eating a kiwi

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I wish I was a kid again not because of the relief of financial burden but because I could divulge super sensitive family information and then run off and blast some nerd in the face with a super soaker

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Just learned that golf company is pronounced TIE-TULL-IST and not TIT-LEAST I've been clowning for quite a while I guess

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Cory in the Big House

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I was definitely not prepared for the amount of Runescape Sandwich Lady porn that exists out in the wild

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@drewgmackie People online are a different breed