Three-Brains

A brain-led marketing consultancy. Our mission is to build better brands with brighter ideas. Ideas that mean business.

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@content_grinder Marketing AI is a perfect storm of Dunning-Krugerness.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Being regularly sarcastic increases your capacity for creativity.

[Stan/Lee @StanLeeTweets]

Ideas are delicate things. Wrap them in cotton wool and do your best to help them be their best. #Creativity

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"Cool" events stop being cool when you let big corporate brands buy their way in with money rather than ideas.

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@content_grinder Hear that! On a similar theme, always suspected JK Rowling got idea for Dementors from scrolling through LinkedIn 😱

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@eaonp 👏

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SXSW going the way of Ted Talks. Started as a good idea but then they have to lower the quality of the entry threshold to make it pay :(

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Starting your emai with "Dear Valued Customer" does not make us feel like a valued customer.

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If you ever have to sneak bad news into a piece of email comms, use the magic words "SEO expert" early as this makes people avert their eyes as if staring into a dying sun ...

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Some days, scrolling through LinkedIn feels like as if Han Solo had accidentally signed up The Empire's in-house staff email newsletter

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If you're *really* an SEO expert, why email us? Surely, we'll find you by searching ...

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@eaonp Supermoronic

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Gentle humour, not gentle humous. Thankfully, caught that typo before it went live and spread everywhere ...

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@eaonp Bingo?!?!

They should maybe take their own advice and "learn more"?

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If these are your "key" learnings, show us all the other learnings you decided not to share. If you don't have them, then they're just learnings ffs.

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@AgathaChocolats Need to cancel that Whiskas subscription.

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If your marketing goal is to thrill, excite or delight, suggest you post any old sh*t on LinkedIn as full of people thrilled, excited and delighted by ideas with zero creative thinking, audience consideration or commercial rationale.

Easy.

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Show us no thinker was involved in your strategy without telling us your brand is "for everyone".

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Show us no writer was involved in your advertising development without using the word "solutions".

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Show us no designer was involved in your website build without showing us your centre-aligned body copy.