A painting of my doctor during an unannounced visit from Joint Commission, desperately trying to hide the open coffee cup he left at the nursing station.
A painting of my doctor casually walking into Exam Room 3 with backup to politely inform a patient that a TikTok cabbage-water cleanse will not, in fact, cure their acute appendicitis.
A painting of my doctor weeping into my shoulder after realizing he spent fourteen years in school just to become a glorified data-entry clerk for an insurance conglomerate.
A painting of my doctor contemplating the abyss after receiving a "Wellness" email that suggested deep breathing as a solution for a 100-hour work week.
A painting of my doctor finally hitting his "step goal" for the day by ascending into the air to avoid the family in Room 4 who has "just one more quick question."
He's not Jesus, he's not a doctor, he may be the antichrist, I dunno. But once again he stopped y'all from talking about the fact that he banged children. #trump#TrumpPedófilo#pedoinchief
@JustTheTweets17@smc429 Seems you're trying to convince yourself. Most of us knew it was a hoax the moment it happened. Everything that man does and says is a lie.