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Husband. Father. Lover of tech and music and kindness and empathy and inclusivity and dad jokes.

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@FORBIDDENT52866 @chrissexybeast1 @arva61138 🤣🤣🤣

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@rd5mint @arva61138 🤣🤣🤣

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A painting of my doctor during an unannounced visit from Joint Commission, desperately trying to hide the open coffee cup he left at the nursing station.

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A painting of my doctor casually walking into Exam Room 3 with backup to politely inform a patient that a TikTok cabbage-water cleanse will not, in fact, cure their acute appendicitis.

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A painting of my doctor weeping into my shoulder after realizing he spent fourteen years in school just to become a glorified data-entry clerk for an insurance conglomerate.

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A painting of my doctor contemplating the abyss after receiving a "Wellness" email that suggested deep breathing as a solution for a 100-hour work week.

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A painting of my doctor clinging to the only physical remains of the "Provider Wellness Room" before it was converted into a billing annex.

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A painting of my doctor finally hitting his "step goal" for the day by ascending into the air to avoid the family in Room 4 who has "just one more quick question."

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A painting of my doctor having his 15th wellness check-up appointment of the day canceled and replaced by five unscheduled sibling physicals.

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A painting of my doctor explaining to a crowd that "naturally sourced" doesn't mean a supplement won't destroy their liver.

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A painting of my doctor telling the residents they're getting a cafeteria voucher instead of a 3% pay raise.

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@librarythingtim @GShaneMorris It's also NOT a depiction of the Last Supper, so this whole post is shit.

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@StandUpForTrmp Pedophile.

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What does "over up to 40% off" even mean?! 🤣

[The Inventory @ItsTheInventory]

UGreen's Funky and Powerful Chargers Are Over Up To 40% Off https://t.co/vvGYxWrVDE

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@TheMaineWonk @randallpink17 Rednecks?

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He's not Jesus, he's not a doctor, he may be the antichrist, I dunno. But once again he stopped y'all from talking about the fact that he banged children. #trump #TrumpPedófilo #pedoinchief

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@Logically_JC Hilarious. Also liked this one:

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#MAGA Does this offend you? If so, *YOU MIGHT BE A RACIST CULT MEMBER*

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@JustTheTweets17 @smc429 Seems you're trying to convince yourself. Most of us knew it was a hoax the moment it happened. Everything that man does and says is a lie.

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@Starlink GFY.