John B

Coiner of the term: On the gnat's ass

[John B @threebeansalad]

@golferjosh "Was there ever any doubt?!" https://t.co/Wu2AK7X1bn

[John B @threebeansalad]

@CMONEYMAKER Congrats on winning those (2) Buffet vouchers in the free roll!

[John B @threebeansalad]

@BobLonsberry Disagree. You yourself called the acts of the former president "treasonous". While there is politics involved in this process, there is still a portion of the people who only seek justice for the orchestrators of the attack, rather than just the soldiers.

[John B @threebeansalad]

@golferjosh It's a shame that we have to watch CNN and Fox News, then do a Venn diagram to figure out what really happened.

[John B @threebeansalad]

I'm almost positive that I've identified one of the wanted men in the #CapitolRiot

[John B @threebeansalad]

@realDonaldTrump Cool. Thanks for clearing this up.

[John B @threebeansalad]

@realDonaldTrump Yep. Got it all.

[John B @threebeansalad]

@Timbaland Cool hat bro!

[John B @threebeansalad]

@Joeingram1 https://t.co/HbDOLbr5qs
Not sure if you hit on this, but the disgusted call at 4:41 with top 2 is very telling to me.

[John B @threebeansalad]

@chrisdelia Is it just me, or does the chick on the left look just like a female version of you?

[John B @threebeansalad]

I was just shopping for a desk pad and the website had this on it. This may be the best thing I've ever read.

[John B @threebeansalad]

I fucking hate celebrity cook books! When I need cooking tips, I go to a chef. What am I, going to use a meatball recipe from Boz Scaggs?!

[John B @threebeansalad]

Haven't checked twitter in 6 months. Let's get started strong:

[John B @threebeansalad]

@AndyRichter Bathtub courtesy of Bathroom Accessory Wholesaler: "Rugs N Tubs"

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Silverlake. https://t.co/f54PxKnBKR

[Jerry Lundegaard @ThatsMyDealWade]

#TomBrady - 4x Champ married to a supermodel. Some guys have it all, right @iamcolinquinn? #SameVoice #heliumbuffalo

[John B @threebeansalad]

@iamcolinquinn Reached out to @billburr to get a few pointers on how to connect with these Philly crowds: http://t.co/279Fi6Q5uv

[John B @threebeansalad]

@ToddBrunson @BrokeLivingJRB Unless of course you don't want 30% more hair-plugs for doing nothing? #itssimplemathreally

[John B @threebeansalad]

@ToddBrunson @BrokeLivingJRB Wire some of that hair-plug money if you want to see a quick 30% R.O.I.

[John B @threebeansalad]

@ToddBrunson Yo bro, need you to stake me here, you will not regret it!