The Three Bellends

Pub in New Brighton, Wirral. Not frequented by said bellends, thankfully.

[John Mcelhinney @mrjohnnymac]

@danieldaviesRPL @LivEchonews @haveigotnews @wearethentia @DailyMirror @MailOnline @ladbible @UKHofficial @cjsnowdon @standardnews @MetroUK @SkyNews O yes my man , let’s do this

[Daniel Davies @danieldaviesRPL]

My Irish pal in London and great pub operator @mrjohnnymac is renaming a number of his venues as we have in #NewBrighton with our #TheThreeBellends @LivEchonews @haveigotnews @wearethentia @DailyMirror @MailOnline @ladbible @UKHofficial @cjsnowdon @standardnews @MetroUK @SkyNews

[David Hearn @thedustyteapot]

The Three Bellends Pub in #victoriaquarter #NewNewBrighton is OPEN! Great food. Great company! Menu below! @danieldaviesRPL we salute you!

[The Three Bellends @threebellends]

Another #ToryAnagram, indicating how these individuals don't like to party:

Conservative Party donors

is an anagram of...

Do pervy con artists rave? No.

😂

#ToryCorruption

[The Three Bellends @threebellends]

@HordenJack 😂

[The Three Bellends @threebellends]

Matthew John David Hancock, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care

is an anagram of...

COVID + that man = total jar of shite. He can chortle yer choad... ass-faced wanker.

😂 (excuse the extra + and =)

Can anyone do better? #anagram #threebellends #ToryLiars

[Daniel Davies @danieldaviesRPL]

🙏🏻👍🏻 Nice one to the @haveigotnews team for featuring our The 🛎🛎🛎 Ends Pub

[Daniel Davies @danieldaviesRPL]

Thanks to the @haveigotnews team 👍🏻🙏🏻 @wearethentia @cjsnowdon @alanvibe @NorrisWindross @SirStevoTimothy @LukeJohnsonRCP @Sacha_Lord @ChelseaHankin

[MR @MarcusRashford]

I have a day job I’m preparing for so Twitter please do your thing:

https://t.co/xRTvLb5YVt

Let’s prove to these 1.5million vulnerable children that being British is something to be proud of.

Appreciate you all ♥️

[The Three Bellends @threebellends]

Boris Johnson really is the Big Ben of bellends

[Laura Davis @lcdavis]

Thanks to Dan for featuring Liminal in his newsletter. The New Brighton episode featuring @danieldaviesRPL’s regeneration of the town using incredible street art was one of my favourite episodes to make

[The Three Bellends @threebellends]

Tory guitar pedals

[MR @MarcusRashford]

We won’t accept any less than these 3 asks.

This is a matter of urgency to stabilise the households of millions - unemployment, end of furlough, personal loss, illness...

200k signatures - the British people care. I would urge those in power to demonstrate that they do too...

[Daniel Davies @danieldaviesRPL]

We do have wheelchair access John, we have 3 separate entrances to the pub and one is flat to the street and wide door. With disabled toilets that are very accessible as well mate.

[simon maginn @simonmaginn]

Dominic Cummings' council £30,000 'write-off' was signed off by @HMRCgovUK, not @DurhamCouncil.

@HMRCgovuk: Do you think you might make some sort of comment?

Thanks.

[The Three Bellends @threebellends]

Gov’t Tier 3 rules for pubs: “Pubs and bars must close unless they are serving substantial meals”

Can someone please invent a beer called “Substantial Meal”?

[The Three Bellends @threebellends]

And in the 2020 Bellend Handicap (sponsored by Medpro) it's neck and neck between Bojo and HanCOCK... who will be the winner as they come into the home straight?

[The Three Bellends @threebellends]

Tier 3 my arse

[The Three Bellends @threebellends]

Who of the three is the biggest bellend?

[Dan Carden @DanCardenMP]

As a matter of conscience, I must vote against the #CHISBill tonight.

I have offered my resignation from Labour’s frontbench.

https://t.co/lsCa7jz3FT

[Dan Carden @DanCardenMP]

The whole thing stinks.

This Government’s incompetence, its cronyism, its ideological obsession with outsourcing and rip-off privatisation has undermined our NHS and put lives at risk.

Time to kick the profiteers out of the system and put local public health teams in charge.