Ramsey Opp

Angel ingestor

[conniving eunuch @1BBGGGUU]

i can’t be trusted with a gun, i’d want to do bits with it. and obviously the bits would be funnier if the gun was loaded

[Ramsey Opp @threedliams]

@shitpoetic He might be crushing his tiny girlfriend to death between his ankles and you're celebrating? Sickening.

[Ramsey Opp @threedliams]

"well it's not gonna suck itself!" I say with determination before heading to yoga

[Ramsey Opp @threedliams]

Made up a guy - not to prove a point or anything, just to shake his hand and say hey nice to meet you

[❅ LUNA ❅ @luna9o9]

do u wanna come over and recognize samples

[Ramsey Opp @threedliams]

A watched cock never boners

[Ramsey Opp @threedliams]

She mac'n my roni til I cheese

[Ramsey Opp @threedliams]

@kristbozaia He was holding a ring

[teef @teethcurry]

When you meet someone and energetically align and get along really well and it’s because they’re a fellow pervert

[Meesh Hell @waziot]

Nosferawktuah suck on that vein

[furmerly ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ ❗⚡️🃏 @furmerly]

"plenty of fish in the sea" im literally captain ahab if i don't get this one specific one after years of hunting i will blow my brains out

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Dua Lipa, while very beautiful, does not know as much about Frasier as me

[Ramsey Opp @threedliams]

@TipoftheIceBarg This u?
https://t.co/aKxQJ4tTzL

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Replying "It's giving thanks" to every woman's instagram story

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

"This popular tweet is funny, I wonder what people have added in the comments"

- 200 comments from bluechecks
- porn bots saying they're horny
- bots clumsily repeating OP
- normal seeming replies that were actually copy/pasted from other non-bluecheck users farther down

[Jordan @mr_certainly]

The human body wasn’t designed for the way most of us currently live. Sitting in a chair jacking off for 5-6 hours every day… we weren’t meant for this

[Ramsey Opp @threedliams]

Munchies by proxy

[Ramsey Opp @threedliams]

Holding in a fart at the club so hard I can feel the entire bass line in my colon

[Ramsey Opp @threedliams]

@tekbog Tale as old as time