a bad daditude ☠️

I'm usually the one who makes it weird.

[a bad daditude ☠️ @threedudesdad]

"It'll be a graveyard smash," I say, thinking of fun and/or profitable things to do with monsters.

[a bad daditude ☠️ @threedudesdad]

The Dark Web but it's called Charlotte's Web and it's full of spiders, pigs screaming, and children crying.

[a bad daditude ☠️ @threedudesdad]

"We mustn't be afraid to explore every possible rabbit hole," I say, passing out gloves and bunnies.

[a bad daditude ☠️ @threedudesdad]

"How much for the goth jello?"

"Sir, that's an aspic"

"How much for the ASPICIALLY goth jello?"

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"We must conduct ourselves accordionly," I say while rallying my band of slinky-pianos.