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Mom of 3. I’m not mean, I’m pissed. I wear turtlenecks unironically. Ornery Ky Dem. Ohio River coastal elite.

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What happens when you tell your smartass kids to stop playing with the goddamn label maker.

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See?

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People in Marketplace have got jokes.

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@notswedish1 @mommy97giraffe @zTRG_ @femme_phememe They are fucking relentless.

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@ThotBaroness I like coffee. I drink coffee. I do not want it for a gift. As my mom said “that’s something you buy your aunt for her birthday - not your gf.”

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@ThotBaroness Yeah - thoughtfulness was missing from my last relationship. (And my marriage before that.)
My ex bf bought me a pound of coffee for my birthday last Nov. 😐
We broke up at Christmas.

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@THATMOMx4 @ThotBaroness It’s always a middle kid… 😂😉

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@ThotBaroness “I don’t see color” is a classic.

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@Buckets2Charlie @WolvesforKamala @snarkgrapefruit @femme_phememe @thejollycrank @notswedish1 No. We posted at the same time. You should spend your time engaging with your friend rather than us. It is up to white people to deal with and educate other white people. That’s why I addressed her to begin with.

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@Buckets2Charlie @WolvesforKamala @snarkgrapefruit @femme_phememe @thejollycrank @notswedish1 I can see why you are friends: as soon as someone says something you don’t want to hear you get pissed off and angry and nasty.

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@Sylviawimberly1 @DearDean22 (My kid wasn’t usually behaving when he said it, either. 😂)

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@trouble29tr @DearDean22 I did the same thing when my family moved to the Ohio town where Miami University is located.

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@ThotBaroness @JustJoshinNH Target brand (Threshold) cotton sheets are awesome. And not just because they have elastic all the way around, double elastic at the corners and labels for the head/foot of the bed.

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@notswedish1 @femme_phememe @ElizabethTrofho @zTRG_ @GageDavis3 Oh lord, I thought it was over. Sorry - I didn’t mean to kick the hornets’ hood.

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@notswedish1 @zTRG_ She “let it stand.”
I’m dying.

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@femme_phememe @ElizabethTrofho @zTRG_ @notswedish1 @GageDavis3 Let it stand? 😂 oh the audacity.

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@femme_phememe @zTRG_ @notswedish1 Oh lord, she unblocked me to say this. 😂

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@zTRG_ @femme_phememe @notswedish1 And apparently she blocked me and locked down her account. She fucked around and found out, I guess. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@zTRG_ @femme_phememe @notswedish1 She had to be told but she didn’t want to hear it. Then she got nasty with a guy who also tried to tell her, then she called me a Hillary Clinton lover and I said yes I am. And she still wouldn’t shut up. 🤷🏻‍♀️