maddie

forgive me if I don't give a flying fart in space what you think

[maddie @threemadchains]

Sums up our friendship @LaurenMelcher

[mills @itsmillieiguess]

me: expresses any type of emotions

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me: sorry i’m being weird just ignore me lmao ill be fine soon

[Stin @stinvo14]

*Gets in Uber*

My brain-

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Me - “so how long have you been Ubering for?”

[maddie @threemadchains]

Lol kill me

[maddie @threemadchains]

I literally do lefty loosey righty tighty everyday for work but I jist spun a wine opener in the wrong direction for 2 minutes

[maddie @threemadchains]

@espn hey can you show the run time of the nyc marathon? Love the live coverage but wanna see the times!

[The White House 45 Archived @WhiteHouse45]

✔️ 4.5 million jobs added since Election Day 2016
✔️ Unemployment rate its lowest since 1969
✔️ Largest wage and salary growth in nearly a decade

@WhiteHouseCEA breaks down today's incredible jobs report: https://t.co/fC2DXUsf7B

[maddie @threemadchains]

@LaurenMelcher But srsly

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I know i’m weird for this but I would so much rather someone just call me vs text me bc texting takes so much energy!! i’m exhausted just thinking about coordinating plans over text when we could talk for 3 mins & be done with it

[maddie @threemadchains]

@bowen_peyton One of my favorite things to do

[maddie @threemadchains]

Thanks apple for creating the most addictive game ever

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

Love overcomes all difficulties. Love gives us the strength to carry on.

[maddie @threemadchains]

Sea battle is hands down the best most addicting game and it’s honestly the only thing I text people for. If you too are addicted like I am or even just curious, dm me.

[maddie @threemadchains]

Honestly few things in life stress me out more than driving in a downtown city and trying to find a parking spot and not get towed etc etc

[maddie @threemadchains]

I was at my sisters baby shower today and got asked if I was engaged HAHA FUNNY STORY NOPE NEVER

[maddie @threemadchains]

Today instead of waking up and watching the office before work I woke up and went for a run. Now I’m just hungry and late for work.

[maddie @threemadchains]

I bought bras from the kids section in target today and I feel like I should be embarrassed that I can fit into kids bras but they were 2 for $9 & womens bras are like 15 bucks so rly who’s winning it’s me

[maddie @threemadchains]

Today at work I sliced my finger open and then almost passed out and all five of my coworkers piled into the bathroom to check it out bc I am the baby sister

[maddie @threemadchains]

Went to Walgreens and coworker was buying cigs and cashier looks at him and goes “is she of age” HI YES TY I AM 23

[maddie @threemadchains]

Booked oh my

[maddie @threemadchains]

Just drunkenly boomed two flights for the next month???????? Who allowed me to have a credit card?