Jade

you better lock it up

[Jade @threesixjade]

I'm the coach and I'm the point guard, I'm the two forwards, the center, and I'm the other guard. I'm the entire organization.

[gabe @allgarbled]

In western culture, a young white man traditionally signals his entry into upper middle class society by making a trip to Japan

[Jade @threesixjade]

boo thinks everything I do is cute 🥰

[✰ @whoisfolaa]

I fear the hottest relationship dynamic is when a woman acts like a chaotic little creature and the man finds it genuinely hilarious instead of spiritually exhausting. Like, he’s not trying to tame her he’s just entertained, deeply fond, and occasionally wondering what the hell is going on 😭

[chunc @chunktrunk2]

Opening a bag of chips at school and the whole class wants some

[𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈 @worldreads]

terrible time to have a history degree & pattern recognition skills

[BSMillionaire @itsaboutben]

Let's have a productive day!

[erika @yeeeerika]

george constanza summer (sandwiches, petty grievances, avoiding responsibility, pretzels, naps, lying)

[@suttonsroller @suttonsroller]

Archie Beador crossed the rainbow bridge

[Sonja’s Tampon String @turtletimeny]

New stim

[ana @pelicinema]

passionate from miles away
passive with the things you say

[l!v @bpddestroyer]

for whom the swisher sweets

[bravo by betches @bravobybetches]

If I send you this, it means I’m not actually sorry for hurting you but I’m apologizing to make myself feel better and then I’m going to make even worse decisions

[sammie ✮⋆˙ @rockstarkittn]

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

Me explaining the summer house drama to my man

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Shrimps is bugs!

[Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @Lilblack_heart]

Girls be like “I’m gonna put on something to help me sleep” and it’s The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

[gill @contactabrother]

Every treadmill taken up by a man. we need a Draft so bad

[women in horror @womeninhorrors]

it's been 12 years since it follows was released and i'm still obsessed with the clam shell e-reader

[tawni @KI11ERKLOWNS]

who wants to go to a cabin and read the necronomicon on valentine’s day