Jaymz

Jokes,serious sometimes,blue collar, business owner💪🇺🇸

[Jaymz @threesixtyTx]

When you drink water you’re drinking dinosaur piss.

[Kristen @Kica333]

My skills include forgetting people’s names 2 seconds after they tell me.

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

you just need to let things go your honor

[Corleyrecord @Corleyrecord]

No condom forever or whatever black panther said

[pxt @paulxt]

There should be a Strokes cover band called Different Strokes

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

As a life coach, the one thing I tell my clients over and over: you’re not getting your money back.

[ly @tootsietoes22]

if men jack off then do women jill off

[morecodesthanMI5 @morethanMI5]

Apparently telling people to sit down and shut the fuck up isn’t the way to start a sermon

[Jaymz @threesixtyTx]

@courtneyknill Approved!

[Jaymz @threesixtyTx]

@MaryTilesTexas For real…

[Jaymz @threesixtyTx]

@elonmusk Wurd!

[Jaymz @threesixtyTx]

@gabbyygonzz Hawt! 😍

[Jaymz @threesixtyTx]

@elonmusk 💪 Hell yeah

[Jaymz @threesixtyTx]

@SeduceCleopatra You can say that again

[Jaymz @threesixtyTx]

@elonmusk For realz

[Jaymz @threesixtyTx]

@elonmusk Wurd yo!

[Jaymz @threesixtyTx]

@courtneyknill Yo!

[Jaymz @threesixtyTx]

@Jay_FrickinLynn Go for it!

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

Thought about buying some of the hanging party patio lights then I remembered I don’t have friends or a patio.

[Jaymz @threesixtyTx]

@askaya