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@SecWar 6? What'd you do with the entire lost hour before that?

Weak.

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@Trinhnguyen3452 Meanwhile the leader of the armed forces is a fatty, a wimp, a weirdo and a radical.

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@JDVance @EricDFloress @KenPaxtonTX You had sex with a couch.

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@RepBoebert Did you end-up in any bushes?

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@BasedMikeLee I have a hunch that @BasedMikeLee is a secret operative for what remains of the former Soviet Union. I can't prove it, but by God I'll say it. This country is less safe because of @BasedMikeLee.

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"This FBI and our law enforcement partners are energized and on offense: backing the blue, hunting terrorists, putting rapists and drug dealers behind bars, and manhunting those who seek to harm our way of life. Under President Trump’s leadership, law enforcement has the backing and resources to do the mission." So, are we a police state or not?

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@SundaeDivine Haha! You said twist and there are nipples.

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@bennyjohnson Many have made the same mistake with Christianity, but look at you.

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But @bennyjohnson has to go "out there" everyday with only their Bible as their sword against people like you who work and mind their own business. He's a strong Christian who would never allow themselves to become hypocritical corrupted cucks which would result in them rotting in their hell.

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@bennyjohnson What the fuck does your ass know about service, unless it's to your "Christian" family? What an exclusive club you are a member of. You don't know shit about what the DOD was or is today. In fact, let me translate for you: go fuck yourself.

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@Trinhnguyen3452 Not enough cushion for the pushin'. He'd be bored because he wouldn't be getting bored.

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@Trinhnguyen3452 Hawley is such a laughable effigy of a man. I just can't get the image of him running like a little bitch from the insurrectionists out of my head when I hear him talk tough in an artificially deep voice.

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@JoJoFromJerz Bone spurs.

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@RobSchneider What might've been the best cast in SNL history still had to have someone who wasn't funny. A diversity hire, if that helps you understand your role.

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@GuntherEagleman So you aren't an American, and we can move on without you? Thank fuck for that.

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@KariLake Ah, Kari Lake. All dried-up.

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@Trinhnguyen3452 Interesting timing, as others have said. But let's be real here: literal bribes and purchasing of votes has been proposed by this administration. The "caravan" is de minimus of what they are willing to do.

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LOL "Asscork"

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@HawleyMO I'd charge you with stirring up an insurrection, then running like a little pussy when you realized they were going to come after you, too. Fuck you.

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@ChuckGrassley That's what he gets for writing a check. I hope that old dumbass gets his Social Security this month.