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@KnicksMemes @TommyBeer Think he’s saying one year vet minimum contracts for two centers has an AAV of $8 million but only counts $5 million against the cap.

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@PeterBrannen1 This isn’t news.

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@DKThomp Rodman's rebounding generally, but in the 94-95 season specifically.
https://t.co/qHIKVXueY4
"If these outcomes were normally distributed, a 6 standard deviation event like Rodman’s 1994-1995 season would theoretically happen only about once every billion seasons."

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@PeterBrannen1 This joke has legs.

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@anotherTimBrown Look at that wallpaper...

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@PeterBrannen1 Fate's got a cruel sense of humor. The one blue blob on land is centered over a state bursting with coal and the highest representation per capita in the Senate.

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@anotherTimBrown @AustinRubel I don't know which Gettleman prognostication I'm rooting harder for: Dan Jones being great or him getting hit in his car.

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@jdicolo @JoeBiden If you were @JoeBiden this morning, you'd be mashing together several different fruit-rollups to make one mega-rollup for breakfast while your wife is distracted in the other room.

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@PeterBrannen1 I didn't want to say anything, but this is kind of where my mind went when I read it too.

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@AustinRubel Willis McGahee's knee would beg to differ.

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@AustinRubel Look the part, be the part, motherfucker

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@Focusedtotality You have no idea.

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@Focusedtotality

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@Focusedtotality https://t.co/boKqUWOTaW

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@PeterBrannen1 Everyone but our good friend Thrinaxodon.

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@anotherTimBrown You forgot Kyle Shanahan, Matt Ryan, and the Superbowl LI game clock.

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@Focusedtotality @PeterBrannen1 (That's bad)