Princess Nincompoop

👀 at me. I am 👴🏻. but I’m 😁

[Princess Nincompoop @DadsBasement]

I gave my son the Marc Davis haircut. @RAIDERS

[Benjamin Kunkel @kunktation]

Thankfully we have created these magic robots to spare you the burden of thinking, writing, making music and art—leaving you to your true passions such as dishwashing, trash disposal, and diaper-changing which we are unfortunately unable to automate at this time

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

Entomologist here 🙋‍♂️🤓🐜 Great question! It may seem surprising that the scientific community could miss an entire bug species after all this time, especially when it’s THIS big. The answer might surprise you more 👀 Let’s dive in 👇🧵 (1/?)

[Princess Nincompoop @DadsBasement]

@tomgam Haven’t watched yet it’s more a comment on where we are as a people

[Princess Nincompoop @DadsBasement]

What would the internet say about “Jingle All the Way” if it came out today ?

Bad Christmas movies are good.

[Princess Nincompoop @DadsBasement]

@CaptainTinkle His name is the opposite of an oxymoron

[Princess Nincompoop @DadsBasement]

@CaptainTinkle Sinbad!

[WBZ | CBS News Boston @wbz]

Ken MacLeod, a beloved and talented storyteller, is retiring after 22 years with WBZ @KenMacWBZ https://t.co/Zpy9kqLB30

[mel blanc @veIvetines]

me looking at the invisible camera when I gotta experience stupid shit

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Anthony Fauci does NOT control me 😡

[Princess Nincompoop @DadsBasement]

I went to a KidzBop concert with my family and it was fun. I am scared a documentary will eventually come out about KidzBop and I will remember the concert differently.

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Why did humans stop making constellations? What's stopping us from pointing at a pattern of stars and going "that's Cher."

[Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO]

Energy is shifting ⚡️

[Princess Nincompoop @DadsBasement]

#ChewyCastingCall #Maythe4bewithyou

[Princess Nincompoop @DadsBasement]

@PardonMyTake @stavvybaby 5

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Body parts are often metaphors. Guts are courage. Balls are courage. Spine is courage. Toes are small pigs that participate in the market economy

[Molly @FSUmollz]

Do I have to see Paddington 1 and 2 to understand Cocaine Bear?

[Princess Nincompoop @DadsBasement]

Bi for Eli is the sequel