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Digester🦦

[🌐 @TweetByMoe]

took a gap year to “figure things out” and turned into a jobless bum

[SILILY🚯 @Sililiest]

Seeing uncensored porn while reading manga on an illegal site

[https.sleeper-dox!✨👾 @bitchiwaspluto]

Employed mfs that hate their job when you ask them to quit

[🅰️ THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE YOUR WORLD CHAMPIONS @abzMCFC___]

successful arsenal and okc hatewatch on the same day

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

How it feels to turn off a lagging computer by holding the power button

[Neet @neet_sol]

my boss just asked me to do work at my job

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

How I disappear from people's lives after being the best temporary person they'll ever meet.

[autist @litteralyme0]

stomach rumbled during a j*b interview and the guy said “forgot lunch?” told him nah just hungry for success

[manuel @manwelllb_]

just replied to 2 texts

[laura @1aurarose]

did you know haaland works at a children’s hospital during his free time?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

👽 Erling Haaland this season so far…

🏆 16 goals in World Cup qualifiers.
💙 32 goals with club and country.
🇳🇴 55 goals in 48 Norway games.

…and bringing his country to the World Cup!

[𝒈 @gxrwayne]

Nico O’Reilly - 25/26
https://t.co/JNkl180oTF

[III @Cerebrone]

That “a player like Haaland cannot be allowed to be the face of football” campaign, that ran until the award ceremony, was quite something.

I’ll always remember it. Nasty, nasty stuff.

[TheEuropeanLad @ThaEuropeanLad]

REPOST if you think Lamine Yamal is the best player in the world!!!!!!!

[shiyahwiyah @shiyahjanae]

i be trying my hardest to not skip all them jesus & God videos on tik tok, i love God ofc but ohmy😭😭😭😭😭

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

WE ARE BAAAAACK 🔥🔥🔥🔥

THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO SHOWED LOVE AND SUPPORT ❤️❤️❤️🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

The TikTok ban:

[Colorado Buffaloes Football @CUBuffsFootball]

The 2024 Heisman Trophy Award Winner

🏆 T R A V I S H U N T E R 🏆

@TravisHunterJr x #HE12MAN