Thrill Land 🎩✨

Intergalactically-renowned Insanity Factory 🙃👍 📺 Brands: @weirdhalloween 🎃 🦇 @scurvydevils 🏴‍☠️🦜 @lumberwoods 🌲🪓

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Once, I watched a Hitchcock film while mooning passersby from the eleventh story of a hotel.

Gave a whole new meaning to the term "rear window." 🍑

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OMG 😱 I just woke up at a weird hour, and there's an enormous fireball-shaped UFO outside! #aliens

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Simply AMAZING! 😁👍 My air-fryer comes with a legless lizard setting. Man, they really do think of everything! 🦎🍴

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@alyankovic

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Love is a battlefield.

Life is babble concealed.

Strife is rabble, not yet congealed.

Your wife is a haggle unveiled.

@benatargiraldo

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And they literally did call 😫💫

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Easter on a TUESDAY! 😮🐇‼️ So not many people know this but 2022 will be the first time in nearly 300 years Easter will fall on a Tuesday and Good Friday will be on a Monday. https://t.co/RvC6dpjqD1

#tiktok #Aprilfirst

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I really enjoyed watching "The Jungle Book" as a kid it helped me to quit smoking.

There's a lot to unpack there, so if you need a minute I'll understand. 😌👍✨

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@LaurenPokedoff Wonderful than please allow me to congratulate you and wish you all the best on the road to come. 🥳🍾

[P.S. I don't what that is. But they didn't WonkaVision you down to your profile pic size did they? Please let me know if they did. I'll keep it on the DL and send for help.]

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So just for giggles I figure I type "humorist" into a job search. Hilariously, the only result did not disappoint.

Guess, data scientists need a good laugh too. 😂👍✨

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If I Photoshop Where's Waldo out of Where's Waldo and post it online asking people to find Waldo, am I a bad person? 🤪 ✨

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So I hear there's a new fragrance out now for billionaire eccentrics.

Elon's Musk 👃☁️✨

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For a nice mental image, I like to use my toothbrush to scratch the back of my throat. 🪥💧

No, not really, this was just a 'gag.' 😅

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Knew a guy who was always sad until he choked on a bottle cap, and his face began to change colors. 😱

He's okay.

But I guess that's why they call it the blues. 💙

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@lvbells

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It's never a good start to your shift when you think to yourself, "What was I doing here again? Oh yea, work." 🔨💫

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So was about to tell a girl, "You look pretty weirded out." But before I even got to "weirded out," she was already saying, "thank you." 😶✨

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@SuzanneMWolfe 😶 Well, this joke took a dark direction. Usually, I save those for my horror joke account @WeirdHalloween 💫

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So I keep finding weird bruises on my body. I think it might be my detergent. 👕

Alternatively, I might just need to take off my clothes before putting them through the washer. 💫👍

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@SuzanneMWolfe I thank you for your concern 😜 but yea, no bruises, not one, thankfully.