throatlor

showgirl x 1 ❤️‍🔥

[throatlor @throatlor]

women celebrities don’t even break up anymore they just get photographed out to dinner with taylor swift

[People @people]

Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin Break Up Again: 'It Feels Final This Time' (Exclusive Sources) https://t.co/zhphLXxW7g

[throatlor @throatlor]

do you think the trop staff had already started putting the beer tarp up in the clubhouse last night and then the brewers blew it and they had to tear it down really quick

[Vane ❤️🤍 𝓅𝑜𝑒𝓉𝒶 𝓉𝑜𝓇𝓉𝓊𝓇𝒶𝒹𝒶 ✍️ @aliena1989]

Dejo esto por aquí y me voy

[Ally Sammarco @Ally_Sammarco]

This was an article in the New York Times two years ago.

He’s done all of it.

[☆〜hima @r8oh8]

I think literally everyone predicted that as AI becomes more mainstream. More high end brands will emphasize hand drawn stuff lol

[Scoots Magoots @FrancoAmerican]

I need more nachos in my life

[Luka Updates @LukaUpdates]

Luka when he was Yaxel age.

[Jarrett Bailey @JBaileyNFL]

The Chiefs would sign Osama Bin Laden if he ran a 4.3

[quinn hills 🏳️‍⚧️ @redactedhills]

It’s all over. Lorne can never recover from this. NBC is finalizing negotiations with Tina Fey

[throatlor @throatlor]

i have purchased one of these so that i may remain seated for the next 27 days

[throatlor @throatlor]

i’ve never before been so seated in my life

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

First trailer for comedy series ‘DIG’ starring Amy Poehler has been released.

Premieres November 23 on Peacock.

[throatlor @throatlor]

ayo edibiri is giving me weird looks from across the room from trying to be as seated as she is

[Asaad @asaadkamal]

SGA should be in debt @OfficialNBARefs

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Amanda Seyfried might- in addition to her Emmy for portraying Elizabeth Holmes- win an Oscar for portraying Elizabeth Holmes. That means she'll only need to win a Tony for Theranos: The Musical and a Grammy for Diagnose My Heart (feat Pitbull) to get the EEGOT (Elizabeth EGOT)

[Lezy The Lorekeeper COMMISSIONS OPEN @lorekeeperlezy]

the word queer was reclaimed because the meaning changed from derogatory to explanatory. you guys are still using the r word as a substitute for stupid, thats not reclaiming

[Beyoncè's Acolyte @blueknowls]

I Love Fisting Beyoncé

[Taylor Swift Updates 🦋 @swifferupdates]

✍🏼| Taylor recalling a memory that she revisits when the chaos in the life wants to take over:

“One of the memories I revisit a lot on good days and bad because it just makes me feel cozy is that I used to write a lot in two favorite buildings. I had two favorite places that I loved to write the most. The first one being the Sony Fire Hall because you could hear the other writers through the walls and I just kind of liked to pretend that I was in the Brill Building. And then my most favorite was a place called Jody Williams Music, an independent publishing company that was located in a little craftsman house. Let’s say the year is like 2005 in this memory. My mom would pick me up from Hendersonville High School, drive me downtown and drop me off and I’d stamper in the front of Jody Williams Music and I’d say “Hi” to Catherine who worked at the front and sometimes her boyfriend Eric would be there visiting. Things have gone great for them. They’ve got a couple kids, married like 20 years now. His full name is Eric Church, just for clarity.

But then I’d run up the stairs and I would plop down on the couch in front of Liz Rose in this room that was painted red. And I’d be like, “Liz, this happened at school today. I’ve got a hook that I wanna like, you know, you got to write this thing.” And she’d get her notebook and we’d just write so fast. When we finished with the song, I kind of jog out the back of this house to the backyard where there was a garden shed. And in that garden shed was a one person studio where Jody Williams Music’s favorite demo producer, Nathan Chapman, was making demos.
I would run in and Nathan would play every single instrument on these demos and he interpreted my music so intuitively that later on I would fight for him to produce my entire first album. And it was our first album, both of us. And I am shocked and stunned to say that as of a couple days ago, that album is 20 years old. I’ve been very fortunate I’ve gotten to genre hop and travel the world and write with so many different people and in so many different ways. And the only reason that I’ve been able to have that kind of dexterity in my creative process is because of the fundamentals and the foundation that I learned here in Nashville. And I never forget that for a single second when I tell every single person I know about what we have here. And I’m so incredibly honored to be inducted into this sacred club, especially at this point in my life.”

[Firefox @firefox]

How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer?

Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours.

So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3

[throatlor @throatlor]

LOOK AT HER

[Taylor Swift in 4k @4k_taylorr]

the youngest writer in history to be inducted into the Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame!!!

[throatlor @throatlor]

also i love this dress

[throatlor @throatlor]

HER PEN IS IMMORTALIZED