im a brat when im bumpin that

[turns to smile and wink directly into the camera]

[im a brat when im bumpin that @throatzilla17]

I had a dream I had to get an abortion but instead of an actual pill it was a pill shaped cake and I had to eat the whole thing in front of my mom

[Ryan @Rybread_26]

Trust me when I say you are not prepared for how this ends

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

KNICKS IN 5

[shine ♀ @ladymysticalwmn]

Every single shit is misogynistic in this life and it makes me depressed. Sometimes i wish i didn't have this awareness just leave me alone

[Karl-Anthony Towns @KarlTowns]

Can the waitress in red lobsters plz bring me another dr.pepper >:(

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

FROM NOW ON ADDRESS ME AS CHAMP! 🧡💙

[golfish @lordefranzia]

talking w coworker abt our cats eating our plants & she casually says “we close the bedroom door now bc my bf dries a flower to save from every bouquet he gets me & they try to eat them” & I lost the next 5 seconds of convo it literally felt just like this

[vic @CountOnVic]

I love this dumbass shit so much lmaooo

[john @0bungler]

This left me catatonic last week. Couldn't move for a minute. Last show that was ever allowed to be funny

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

this is an all time Trump clip

[James Vincent @jjvincent]

just remembered some of my favourite recent poetry: journals from medical students dosed with ketamine and their accompanying explanatory notes

[José María Luna @JoseMLuna]

Another win for Difficult People

[Sam Rudykoff @SamRudykoff]

I can’t even remember what the world is supposed to be like