Alie Aboutalie

[Alie Aboutalie @throbowskiII]

Take anything I say seriously at your own peril.

Because I'm retarded. It's all bait.

[Alie Aboutalie @throbowskiII]

@gooodnightnoacf Mental retardation.

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@FoundAt5280 @ashleyschendel "85% of parking accidents happen when two vehicles meet while crossing each others path."

God you're an idiot.

[Alie Aboutalie @throbowskiII]

@ChrisPixle28257 @ashleyschendel They're literally retarded, because no matter what you still had to back up. It's not safer, and the same amount of total time is spent on parking.

Stop trying to be "quirky and unique", because it just comes off as retarded and pretentious.

[Alie Aboutalie @throbowskiII]

@lullabystarlust He sensed her resentment, got fucking tired of trying to be intimate with a cunt, and found someone else to satisfy his needs on the side. The end.

[Alie Aboutalie @throbowskiII]

@colonelkurtz99 You think a pig is "far more advanced" than a human? "speciesist"

This is not a word, this is a made up, nonsensical term used by retards to try to pretend they don't understand why the distinction between "pig" and "human" matters.

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@theodopolis @WorkElizab You're a fuckin moron if you tip electronically. Leave cash on the table you uncultured swine.

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@WorkElizab They're about to have a really shitty day at work, because I'm coming back with the guys and fuckin NONE of us are tipping. We're gonna request you by name too, say you did such a great job last time, and we're gonna leave monopoly money on the table.

[Alie Aboutalie @throbowskiII]

@serbikitty Weird, every single post I see about rape is always posted by a woman.

[Alie Aboutalie @throbowskiII]

@otokyo Croquet

[Alie Aboutalie @throbowskiII]

@IvystormVt_ That's less than what I make now, so no.

[Alie Aboutalie @throbowskiII]

@kelly_h76277 @hayes_nata3 That's not how mold works. If there is ANY visible mold, that entire loaf of bread is trash, not just the slice with the visible mold.

[Alie Aboutalie @throbowskiII]

@hayes_nata3 Mold. It's garbage, toss the entire loaf. Just because there's no visible mold doesn't mean it's safe. If one slice is moldy, the entire sack is trash.

[Alie Aboutalie @throbowskiII]

@Avabelly__ Why did you order all of that for delivery if you weren't gonna be home to receive it...?

[Alie Aboutalie @throbowskiII]

@ChiTownSwagger1 @BruceBruc72935 @WorkElizab That's way more than 10 dollars of Taco Bell.

[Alie Aboutalie @throbowskiII]

@_BonciGee_ @BruceBruc72935 @WorkElizab Doordash pays 2 dollars flat rate for delivery, that's the base pay. Doordash relies on tippers to subsidize non-tippers who use the service. That said, at least in my town you're not getting hot food if you tip like shit. Because your food will sit on a shelf for over an hour.

[Alie Aboutalie @throbowskiII]

@GregOwen70 @BruceBruc72935 @WorkElizab No, it isn't. If every person stopped tipping, doordash would be finished. Every driver would quick. The delivery fee is 2 dollars. Doordash intentionally relies on tippers to subsidize non tippers who use the service to keep base contract fees insultingly low.

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@BruceBruc72935 @WorkElizab You left out

"Unilateral control over what orders they accept."

[Alie Aboutalie @throbowskiII]

@WorkElizab Bag is sealed at the store. Regardless, report it to doordash if you're not a lying ass.

[Alie Aboutalie @throbowskiII]

@KounaraChan Okay but...isn't nearly half of Gen-Z still children?

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@AvaVtuber_ Impending electrical fire.