Dear Europe,
Canada asks for a favour:
You see, Americans pretend to be Canadian when traveling. We call it flag-jacking. If you see Americans doing that, a beat down would be great
If they can't be proud Americans, they can stay home. But they don't get to tarnish Canada too!
MOTHERFUCKER!
As a Canadian, let me be crystal fucking clear: we didn’t ask for this, we don’t want this and we’re not your imperial side quest, you fucking delusional sack of shit. Now fuck all the way off, sideways, and take your bullshit empire fantasy with you.
Just got done workingout, walked back to the front door where I see my cat(mom's cat but she luvs me :3) devour a cat, eat it half, then ae he other half, in like 2 bites, fuckin wild lmao