PSA for all you blue staters fleeing your hellholes and relocating to the South: when someone holds the door open for you down here, you say “thank you.”
F***ing savages.
Male response to "How's it going" severity scale
Pretty good - Not good
Can't complain - Rough couple of weeks
It's going - Alcohol and cigarettes are keeping him going
Just another day in paradise - Hates his job, wife and life
Things couldn’t be better - Going to park on the train tracks