throw420 GOONER

MDNI | worship porn | intox | goongoongoon | old enough to be a DILF | 69% heteroNormie | CUM | | $1k to perceive me | bigots get blocked | DMs: high standard |

[throw420 GOONER @throwFour20]

Putting some preferences out there cuz I feel like it
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Not a fan of negative language for my gooning - I'm not getting "worse", I'm getting better at loving porn. I'm not "addicted", I make porn a priority, am in control, & otherwise lead a happy & fulfilling life... 🧵

[throw420 GOONER @throwFour20]

like how could u not wanna watch this all day

[throw420 GOONER @throwFour20]

Chillin w Angel n Reyna n boozey coffee n hits n fist pussy n this Sunday is good

[throw420 GOONER @throwFour20]

dance club but it’s just PMVs everywhere

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Yeah so finishing setting up the station and turns out blasting metalcore from the other room is a total vibe

[throw420 GOONER @throwFour20]

Open role: Goon Assistant;
for both during, and between sessions

Responsibilities:
- obtain porn and organize porn library
- curate + monitor playlist
- make sure I remain hydrated
- make sure I remain high and drunk, but not too much
- make sure the lube never dries up
.ctd.🧵

[throw420 GOONER @throwFour20]

@xg00ncx @hatefuckmytdick hell yeah. got the full kit/set direct from the Arizer site that comes with a bunch of accessories, pretty sure it has everything I’ll need for bong pairing

[throw420 GOONER @throwFour20]

ordered a fancy dry herb vape cuz man im so over these carts. they’re so expensive and the high just isn’t same as flower, im sooooooo stoked to get back on flower being the norm and not the exception. blinkers will be back to being more like a dab
💚😵‍💫🤤

[throw420 GOONER @throwFour20]

@hatefuckmytdick Arizer Solo III v2 💚🤘

[throw420 GOONER @throwFour20]

porn is the way

[throw420 GOONER @throwFour20]

horny but don’t wanna be horny
not horny but horny about being horny
horny about being horny
horny but can’t be horny
want to be horny but def not horny
horny but not horny enough
would be horny but horny for not horny
was horny and will be horny later but not horny now
horny

[throw420 GOONER @throwFour20]

this is sooooooooooooooo funny
u should watch it
real quick
no like
srsly
funniest thing ive seen all week
lmaoooooo
hahaha i love da internet
hilarious

[throw420 GOONER @throwFour20]

like 10 years ago i had a fuck buddy who was a budtender, she was a bit like if Emma Rosie was a tomboy, real skinny thing

we’d hang and she’d smoke us both up n then we’d fuck eachothers brains out for like an hour, chill n smoke more, repeat

miss that

[throw420 GOONER @throwFour20]

dance club but it’s just PMVs everywhere

[throw420 GOONER @throwFour20]

dance club but its just PMVs everywhere

[throw420 GOONER @throwFour20]

Remember when AW gave us a proper 4th-wall break studio scene, for gooners?

Remember thinking this was a new era in studio porn where it would be common to acknowledge the viewer n talk about the porn were watching/theyre doing?

Pepperidge Farm remembers

[throw420 GOONER @throwFour20]

Can't believe it's been 2+ years since the release of AW's Sexually Rated Programming Brazzers scene

It should be a crime that we've not gotten a proper spiritual successor to this goon-acknowledging scene (OF/solo-creators aside)

MORE PORN THAT BREAKS THE 4TH WALL FOR GOONERS

[throw420 GOONER @throwFour20]

o cool
i love getting my dick sucked by buttholes
we should totally like hang out some time

[throw420 GOONER @throwFour20]

just want a hyper-pretty bimbo slut to hold her butthole open for my cock

… also a 2nd hyper-pretty bimbo slut to choke on a dildo n spit on the penetration n also throat my cock n lick her friends lil butthole

i dont think im asking too much like c’mon

[throw420 GOONER @throwFour20]

this was a watershed moment in my porn journey back in the day

[throw420 GOONER @throwFour20]

plapping plastic pussy
is a good morning

[throw420 GOONER @throwFour20]

lets go

[throw420 GOONER @throwFour20]

o yes why thank you so much I *will* have a Sunday night session