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[yurp @throwawayteeth]

There has not been one fucking DAY in the last SEVEN YEARS that I haven't been willing to take a BULLET for Harry Styles and no I will NOT take constructive criticism

[✰ @juicenotthekid_]

beavers are so funny why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[まだ面白い @madaomoshiroi]

ゾウの名前を口にした瞬間、可愛すぎてインタビューを中断したみたい

[𝔃𝓪 @SteeIDick]

“if i were you, id-“

if you were me you probably would’ve blown your shit smoove off by now

[Matthew Tynan @Matthew_Tynan]

I love when people tweet “you’ll never guess in a million years who…” and they’re absolutely correct

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

I knew my Russell Brand interview would be an interesting experience when he insisted on saying a prayer for both of us before we started.

[Cate Hall @catehall]

no person trying to be funny has ever APPROACHED this level of funny

I actually had to look away from the screen

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The distinctive features of a Tibetan fox

[selina meyer’s wife @selinameyersgf]

DO NOT let jerry seinfeld see this

[🙄 @pastaxprince]

GOD HAS SMILED DOWN UPON ME

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

Meet Punch — a macaque from a Japanese zoo with a difficult story

His mother abandoned him, and the caretakers raised him by hand. Later, he was moved into an enclosure with other monkeys, but he struggled to integrate into the group.

To give him some comfort, staff gave Punch a toy to replace his mother — and now he carries it everywhere.

After a viral video, visitors began coming specifically to see him, but he still plays alone, holding his plush “mom” close to his chest.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 NEW: At a Super Bowl LX pre-game concert in San Francisco, Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong used his set to call out politics and the Epstein files — including altering lyrics to say “the representative from Epstein Island has the floor.”

He also urged ICE agents to quit their jobs, directly criticizing Donald Trump, J.D. Vance, Kristi Noem, and others.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

“I was locked in a room as a sex slave. At some point the butler unlocked the door and standing there was Donald Trump (I wasn’t his cup of tea).” This was a child. Locked in a room and drugged so god knows how many men could violate her.

We cannot be numb to this and move on. We cannot stop until justice is served for these victims. Our country is ran by criminals and child abusers. We cannot give up until each and every one of them are gone.

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

I don’t want to live in Rape World anymore

[IG: OHBEVIN @theroyalbadness]

The only kind of white people that matter.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

its not just abolish ice, we must punish ice. justice must be served.

[Sam Wasserman (he/him) @SamWasserman_]

Pittsburgh showed up to say FUCK ICE, get out of our city, get out of Minneapolis, and stop terrorizing our communities.

To corporations like Target, we see your capitulation and cooperation — we will not hesitate to shut you down.