Kaylee

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[Kaylee @thtalekale]

ducky core

[Kaylee @thtalekale]

will i reach a precious sigh of relief?

[Kaylee @thtalekale]

Jon Snow burning Ygritte’s body by himself is such a beautiful, intimate thing.

Having your body personally burned by your lover in the woods at sunset is a fucking dream funeral. This is what we’re doing babe.

[Kaylee @thtalekale]

@TylerAlterman yea quit everything 👏🥸👏

[Kaylee @thtalekale]

like… it coulda been a baddie that’s all i’m saying. any baddie, girl. damn.

[Kaylee @thtalekale]

ur bf so chopped it’s crazy

[Kaylee @thtalekale]

it’s all fun & games til he says “you’ll never love me cuz i work at dunkin’ donuts”

[Kaylee @thtalekale]

at least i’m crying about beautiful women. imagine crying about a man???! LOL sorry

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why’s ever other David gay?

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i’ll only watch US love island if they let them smoke weed.

even if it’s only every other day.

please.

[Kaylee @thtalekale]

all my str8 man friends are single now & i’m so scared

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idc how rich he is, i’m fucking No Uglies.

[Kaylee @thtalekale]

what did they think they were doing with the Dexter Resurrection soundtrack? they were never rly a soundtrack based show before, now we’re smashing into Blitzkreig Bop? are you trying to trick me into thinking i’m watching Spiderman Homecoming? you totally shouldn’t have lmao

[Kaylee @thtalekale]

1 poptart @ morning
1 poptart @ night

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o but the train burp me like i’m a baby

[Kaylee @thtalekale]

i don’t wanna be around while the men are saying “let’s go” to each other pls 🤢

[Kaylee @thtalekale]

if i rinse my nasal passages with one of those saline squirt bottles in the rockefeller center fountain twice a day (as my doctor recommends), will mr. jimmy fallon put me on his television show?

[Kaylee @thtalekale]

3Quency’s album better kill me

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i wish i was only talking about one person. truly.

[Kaylee @thtalekale]

when a man asks a woman out & she says “no thank you i’m gay” it can mean a few things, but i’d say the top 2 reasons are:

1. she’s a lesbian & she’s not into you

2. she’s lying about being a lesbian because she’s not into you

i’m amazed that i even feel the need to say it.

[Kaylee @thtalekale]

given those two options alone… you’re Really gonna argue with the bitch who just told you she won’t go out with you cuz she’s gay? you’re rly still saying “nahh but you’ll like me tho!!” & go on & on.

honey.

whyyyy do you have to convince a girl to like you that bad??