Bitchy Dancer

My job is the only one where it's acceptable to be at the barre all day

[Bitchy Dancer @thtbitchydancer]

You know you're a dancer when popping your hips is the most glorious feeling in the world #dancerprobs

[Bitchy Dancer @thtbitchydancer]

*non dancers giving compliments*: OMG I love your shoes!
*dancers giving compliments*: your feet are so beautiful, I need your arches!

[Bitchy Dancer @thtbitchydancer]

After competition like #dancertweets #dancerprobs

[Bitchy Dancer @thtbitchydancer]

But fr how amazing would this be as like your first dance at your wedding http://t.co/2f5OHJsp6w #dancertweets

[Bitchy Dancer @thtbitchydancer]

“@NeverGonnaBCool: http://t.co/NIi5cjEu5k” Please take the time to read all of this. It is truly beautiful.

[Bitchy Dancer @thtbitchydancer]

My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, hun #dancertweets

[Bitchy Dancer @thtbitchydancer]

Whenever someone refers to pointe shoes as "toe shoes" this is all I can think of #dancertweets

[Bitchy Dancer @thtbitchydancer]

Hey sorry for the self promotion but if you want, you can follow my personal Instagram account @ megaredhead180 thanks and sorry again 😁

[Bitchy Dancer @thtbitchydancer]

I need beautiful arches by yesterday #dancertweets #dancerprobs

[Bitchy Dancer @thtbitchydancer]

This would make such an incredible contemporary routine 😍😍😍 #hozier #dancertweets

[Bitchy Dancer @thtbitchydancer]

Getting out of pointe early like #dancertweets

[𝔩𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔡𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 🕸 @MegaRedHead]

When someone who doesn't dance asks if you do ballet http://t.co/K3triX9NwY

[Bitchy Dancer @thtbitchydancer]

A banana a day keeps the foot cramps away 😊 #dancertweets

[Bitchy Dancer @thtbitchydancer]

Things I say way too often
"She has nice feet"
"Where's that leotard from?"
"I am so sore"
"I can't... I have dance" #dancertweets

[Bitchy Dancer @thtbitchydancer]

When you have to relax your giant calf muscle when shaving so as not to cut your leg #dancerprobs #dancertweets

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#SaveSYTYCD aka AMERICA'S HEALTHIEST REALITY TV SHOW. Brings real art to the homes of Americans. Nothing tops that. @dizzyfeet

[Bitchy Dancer @thtbitchydancer]

Does it hurt standing on your toes like that?

[Bitchy Dancer @thtbitchydancer]

I haven't used third position since I was in pre ballet 🙊 #dancertweets

[Bitchy Dancer @thtbitchydancer]

When your ballet teacher says you can take off your pointe shoes #dancertweets http://t.co/hMp6b5A7FL