Aidan

I was told there’d be free food.

[Aidan @thtblcksheep]

I think jobs should allow a lunch alcoholic beverage.

[Aidan @thtblcksheep]

Don't mind me, just gonna go cry in this corner for a quick little minute.

[Aidan @thtblcksheep]

I'm at a house party and there's a dude in a gorilla suit and no one knows who he is. I love it here.

[Aidan @thtblcksheep]

What's fun about my current work is that I'm submitting to an opportunity and I'm having to think about how The Sims has inspired me.

[Brian Merchant @bcmerchant]

Fahrenheit 451 was never my favorite Bradbury/dystopian fiction because it felt a little too blunt, too far-fetched in its metaphor— the state deploying high-tech 'firemen' to burn books to maintain its censorship regime? A bit on the nose.

Currently reevaluating that assessment

[Aidan @thtblcksheep]

"I'm fully available Monday-Wednesday, but on Thursday-Saturday I have to leave by 5."
"Okay, no problem at all!"
*schedules me Thursday-Saturday at 4:30*

[Aidan @thtblcksheep]

I had a dream that Sylvester Stalone played Moon Knight. It was awful.

[Aidan @thtblcksheep]

Why do all of these AI filters make people look more attractive?

[Aidan @thtblcksheep]

Debating joining a cult just for the cheap rent.

[Aidan @thtblcksheep]

If you throw up the new Grimace shake it's beautiful.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Country music superstar Garth Brooks defies Republicans, declares that he will absolutely serve Bud Light as his new bar — and if conservatives don’t like it, they can take their business elsewhere.

But it gets even better….

The country icon declared that, “If you come into this bar, you just love one another. Otherwise, there are plenty of other places on Lower Broadway to go. Diversity. Inclusiveness. That's me. It's always been me. I think that diversity is the answer to the problems that are here and the answer to the problems that are coming. So I love diversity."

Well said, Garth!

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[Aidan @thtblcksheep]

I guess a sport that required a helmet, safety vest, and my medical information strapped to me wasn't enough. I had to find a sport that needs even more safety gear and requires you to get insurance.

[Aidan @thtblcksheep]

Honestly, this whole Target thing has been great because it's brought all the homophobes that were hiding in my friends list straight to the top so I can unfriend them easier.

[Aidan @thtblcksheep]

Fuck it, I like Ska.

[Aidan @thtblcksheep]

Forever thinking about the lady that said the horse I'm selling was her heart horse, she loved her so much, she couldn't tear her eyes off of her, she was coming back with a trailer in a couple of days, she'"definitely" wanted her. Then ghosted me and never responded to my texts.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

You can’t go to work, to the MALL, to the grocery store, to your church, to the movies or the bank.
You can’t attend a concert, go to a dance class or go to see your doctor. You can’t ring a doorbell, use a leaf blower, hop in a car, pull down a driveway, bounce a ball, or ask the neighbor to keep it down.
You can’t check out a farmer’s market or mail something at the post office or go to a parade, and you certainly can’t send your kids to school without worrying that someone will get shot.
That someone you LOVE will get shot.
Or that YOU will get shot.
This is where we are now.
This is not normal.
And this is not fucking ok.
It’s NOT fucking ok.

[Aidan @thtblcksheep]

RuPaul's Glamazon will always get me fucking pumped.

[Aidan @thtblcksheep]

"She's a Mandalor 7 but a Coruscant 9, and yes she walks both ways."

[Aidan @thtblcksheep]

With wanting to make songs famous on TikTok, and TikTok having short videos, I can totally see HitClips making a comeback.