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ham chơi

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Japanese vlogger in India for Holi Festival being sexually assaulted. 😒

[Two @thuchain]

Imma wear whatever I want bitch tf?

[kina grannis @kinagrannis]

hello twitterverseeeee. i know i’ve neglected you for way too long, but if anyone is still out there… some important updates:
1. if you missed it—my mom has bone marrow cancer and we’re looking for her perfect match so she can get a blood stem cell transplant to save her life

[Two @thuchain]

We should have cruel and unusual punishments bc jail time isn’t enough for some of these mfs

[Two @thuchain]

This the fucking worst lunar new year

[Two @thuchain]

@KeanuRamos4 no❤️

[Ashwini Shrivastava @AshwiniSahaya]

Breaking News: Taliban issued a new ruling in Balkh province, Afghanistan, stating that women are not allowed to visit male doctors !!

And, no education to women as well, so no female doctors either !!
#Afghanistan #Taliban
https://t.co/0KHb8W7nWW

[Two @thuchain]

Why is every straight guy in love with Ryan Reynolds

[Two @thuchain]

I’m glad Vietnamese food is getting the recognition it deserves but y’all need to try other dishes and give my girl pho a break😭 like there’s bun bo hue, com tam, mi quang, canh, literally anything else on the menu😭😭

[Two @thuchain]

Just got my midterm grade back

[Two @thuchain]

Fuck matlab and all the robot ass professors that “teach” it and fuck Nick specifically you spiteful little gremlin

[Two @thuchain]

Why are all UPS workers fucking assholes

[Two @thuchain]

And i’m not even done with the assignment yet 🫠

[Two @thuchain]

I just spent the last 14 hrs on 8 math problems, the first 9 hrs were spent on only 3 questions
🙃🔫

[Two @thuchain]

Bartending last night was actually really fun

[Two @thuchain]

I can’t take this anymore I need to go back to ginger 😭😭

[Two @thuchain]

The tipping culture has me in a chokehold I just tipped at a self serve boba

[Two @thuchain]

My friends think I’m the bad influence on my bf, little do they know this crackhead is the one that made me like this

[Two @thuchain]

The reason I’m not scared of getting into a fight with a guy is bc I practice on my bf. Pray for him.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the conservatives-only dating app has been released and the reviews are rolling in