Steph

honestly. there’s no good way to write a bio anymore. just not a bot but deeply judges your choices when it comes to adopting a dog

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@VeryBadLlama The other side to this is a now know you have a black and white brother printer. And he’s French so he doesn’t have a gun. A new nightmare for him to have

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@everslay13 That clarified nothing for me and honestly I love that.

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@megannn_lynne Oh. I’m deeply sorry about my glib reply. It made light of what you were going through. Truly, I’m sorry

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@megannn_lynne This actually feels very French. You ennuied harder than anyone has every experienced ennui and said fuck the louvre, I have a bad movie to watch in the worst possible experienceable way

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@Aves_SSB @datemarcella @impossiblyeve I know the list is extensive but it doesn’t mean you could have an allergic reaction to all of them if you had it. But like bananas are def on your oh no never list

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@Aves_SSB @datemarcella @impossiblyeve You’re gonna want to look up latex fruit syndrome and take note of all the fruits and vegetables on the list. You can also ask me how I know

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@latkedelrey As someone who moderately to slowly says their last name then slowly spells it out like I’m on the scripps spelling bee every time I’m asked, this is my worst nightmare

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@uzoart @KudzuKM Oh! Missed an important word. It was my coworker. She had some very weird hr meeting follow ups after that

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@uzoart @KudzuKM This isn’t even the most awkward banana bread allergy interaction to ever happen. I mentioned I had never had it with a shrug. Weeks later she came in with baked goods and told me to try it. Didn’t mention what it was. She learned how to use an epipen that day

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@boganella1 I cut my hair into a bob after my hair gets long enough to get caught in a seatbelt the first time. We all have our deeply weird metrics

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@TomTillander @ErinChack This is a shockingly helpful comment and changed the direction of my night

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@DejaCoup @lingerie_addict The original recipient was approximately my height because the wingspan is perfect and length is slightly too long. When I said it’s perfect, I meant it’s perfect. But for $3? I’ll always feel a little guilty

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@NerdPyle @MakoProf @ItsMarieMcCurdy That’s a generous reading. The ka-thunk of an acorn hitting a car is pretty unique. Plus seeing an oak tree would solidify it. I see malice not cowardice

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@VeryBadLlama Jesus. That’s bleak.

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@ArtButSports @iwoulddye4you @ClueHeywood I absolutely believe it. Having the context of the artwork makes the joke work. There’s no way ai or blind googling could make the subtle referential jokes that quick

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@clareblackwood I can’t wait to tell you about the murmurs about a male cousin taking his wife’s hyphenated last name. He did it and then they immediately shut up and hadn’t been mentioned again

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@mckyeehaw Honestly that cats name is Greg. I can’t explain it but he’s Greg