Ketchup Queen

[SZA @sza]

I jus be shaking ass through the pain .

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Happy 40th birthday McLovin. (We wrote this joke when we were 14 years old)

[rhea⁷✡︎🍓 @BULLTPROOFHEART]

only hot bitches know what this is

[Ketchup Queen @thugii_twoms]

@devinmarieu Bc you are pretty af 🌸

[Ketchup Queen @thugii_twoms]

@TheOnlyFlossy “Everything the light touches is yours”

[Pablo Headasso @phat808s]

I genuinely feel like I’m going to peak at ~40 years old. Peppered hair & creatively free.

[Ketchup Queen @thugii_twoms]

Hoping Terry my Uber driver from 3 years ago is doing well, I puked in her Nissan Leaf

[Ketchup Queen @thugii_twoms]

Popped a squat at a 7 mil home I literally have no shame

[AMB$$ @eelannas]

fuck a chocolate heart shape box, give me a sushi heart shape box <3

[Ketchup Queen @thugii_twoms]

Isolate one cheek to the beat type of night

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

All of a sudden Mitch McConnell and Senate Republicans are worried that someone in America might get a $2,000 check "who doesn't need it."

Funny. They had no problem giving a $1.4 billion tax break to Charles Koch and his family with a net worth of $113 billion. What hypocrisy!

[Ketchup Queen @thugii_twoms]

Convinced that literally anyone can look fuckable in a black turtleneck

[Ketchup Queen @thugii_twoms]

😭

[Ketchup Queen @thugii_twoms]

@JulyDreyaa !!!!!!!!!

[Ketchup Queen @thugii_twoms]

#NewProfilePic

[Ketchup Queen @thugii_twoms]

Literally

[ً ឵឵ @cIutchs]

Me: why does my back hurt all the time?

also me sleeping every night:

[Ketchup Queen @thugii_twoms]

😂

[Ketchup Queen @thugii_twoms]

:’((

[mira, una tzolol 🦋 @_Sharon97]

if you have the means to, please donate to the mutual aid links.

There are thousands of Indigenous people across Central America that do not have the adequate resources to overcome all the destruction from Hurricane Eta.

[Ketchup Queen @thugii_twoms]

Btw we are hiring LOL

[Ketchup Queen @thugii_twoms]

Chatting with a client about our experiences being too high while taking his cc info was today’s vibe