Axelrod Bateman

Planet Fitness member | Barred out | High Yield Savings Account owner | Uncircumcised | Chop stick experience

[Axelrod Bateman @thugpug845]

Feeling lucky

[Axelrod Bateman @thugpug845]

@jordan_topscott Sticks

[Axelrod Bateman @thugpug845]

@jordan_topscott Hang in there, Topscott if you want some sticks stop by. See you soon.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Congrats to George Floyd. 5 years sober!

[Axelrod Bateman @thugpug845]

Got fired from my corporate 9-5 cuz I was barred out and ate someone’s lunch. Just sobering up now a week later. Not sure what to do with my life. LANK

[Axelrod Bateman @thugpug845]

Oh, and by the way it was delicious

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Barred out. At work. Started a war because I ate someone’s lunch. They checked the cameras found out it was this fine nigga me. Now and unemployed and barred out. Happy Monday I guess

[Axelrod Bateman @thugpug845]

I’m back, sorry for the wait. I was in a coma after eating 7 bars and just woke up been asleep for 4 days and my manager just fired me. Is this how Monday is supposed to feel? LANK

[Axelrod Bateman @thugpug845]

Love getting barred out playing roobet crash and loosing $800 at work. Barred out crash out coming

[Axelrod Bateman @thugpug845]

Just lost 100 playing online poker at work. Ideal and barred out. Happy Thursday.

[Axelrod Bateman @thugpug845]

Just woke up, fell asleep on Sunday what day is it? I’m so barred out.

[Axelrod Bateman @thugpug845]

@jordan_topscott Topscott, may I suggest a new perspective?

Thank you.

Getting barred out is definitely not a sin, in fact in John 2:4, “One of the most beautiful and enlightening experiences a man can have is getting barred the fuck out”

-Jesus

Best,
Axel

[Axelrod Bateman @thugpug845]

Holy fuck, holy fucking fuck. That body of yours is insane..

Woke up this morning in a panic, got so barred out last night I don’t remember a lick of what I did.

Opened up my betting account expecting to see negative -10k like usual. And see this…

#bodyofyoursisinsane #bars

[Jesse Cohen @JesseCohenInv]

“I was rich for the first two months of 2025, but then the tariffs hit, and now I'm broke again. Risk happens fast.”

[Axelrod Bateman @thugpug845]

@jordan_topscott Topscott,

I whole heartedly agree. Sometimes you take a few bars and hey so what if you like blacks right?

[Axelrod Bateman @thugpug845]

Holy shit……

Never mind I’m just barred out.

[Axelrod Bateman @thugpug845]

@LACEPAPILOADED You an uneducated coon. Your kind belongs hanging or simply my foot rest you slave coon

[Axelrod Bateman @thugpug845]

Did I just shit in a shoe box because my toilet was clogged? Yes.

Did I have to dispose of it by putting it on my neighbors front door step? Yes.

Did I have to knock on the door before I left ? Yes.

Is there a footlong dump waiting in that box for them? Duh