swag zone

I would fight god for a Triscuit she/they

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Felt so moved and understood by this

[hani @crucifynisis]

anyone else lowk love water #watertwt

[⋆｡❀۪𝑚𝑎𝑖❀۪ ｡⋆ @melaninm_]

For a dry ass phone I be on it alot

[Dr. Bооb @freezingflesh]

woke up feeling like a stupid fаggоt

[unmarried trophy wife @trophywifeLLC]

Every man will annoy you. Some will annoy you in Italy. Choose wisely.

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

woman who's husband didn't make her cum before he finished: noooo pleeease babe i've got blue flaps it hurts so bad

[elton @eltoowavy]

Not to suck my own dick but my music taste is perfect

[hot like piss🌱 @rockybiiitch]

First base: raw sex
Second base: telling you about my mental illness
Third base: a kiss in public
Fourth base: introducing you to my friends

[marlboromaxxing @1600jelle]

Does anyone wanna go to China and test out cigarettes with me

[weed @yurimusings]

chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u

[໊ @user0000O0]

pick me choose me euthanize me

[neko @neekokix]

Hearing a man moan because of you is the sexiest sound ever

[*+bree @cutes]

ovulation horny isn’t even cute it’s demonic