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I got a hangover, woah, I've been drinking too much fa sho. - Taio Cruz

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@mvr_rose @JackKemble tend to agree generally - as an all-world sandwich orderer, definitely trust my palette against the field. Idk. something about wanting something that isn’t mine. Grass seems greener on the other side type of thing. Always wanting what I can’t have

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What’s the psychology behind someone else’s sandwich always tasting better than your own

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D2 Coach Bombay vs Iceland HC Wolf Stansson - all time 1:1 movie showdown. #3bar

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Love eggs. Love burgers. Eggs don’t belong on burgers. There I said it

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“How are ya”
“Can’t complain!!!”
Au contraire mr pretend rainbows and butterflies hit me with the truth and nothing but the truth so help you God

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Intentional or not, texts ending with a period are the equivalent of stomping your feet

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@KPSmith15 fluffy, flavorful, finger lickin good

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Corn nuts are so slept on

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@KPSmith15 exquisite delight - can’t wait to indulge tomorrow

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@BillSimmons think showing some willingness to eat crow would help re-bolster credibility

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You’re a smart guy @BillSimmons, staunch fan of the pod. That said it’s no secret you’ve had a string of historically awful, unwavering NFL takes this season; (panthers, Vikings, Tua, et al). Thoughts on spending 5 min each pod reflecting on where you slipped up the week prior?

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@Twins This is tragedy. Day after day. Truly unfathomable. Hard to believe this continues to be real. Rooting for this ball club is an unending nightmare.

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@tlschwerz absolutely loving this energy Ted. Please keep these tweets coming. Conducive, authentic, and outright hilarious. More!

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@Twins can’t stay silent any longer. 100% serious question that needs to be addressed. Is rocco throwing games? Or is he clinically insane? Not even mad at Pagan. He’s an awful pitcher and he knows it. But rocco, again non-rhetorical, what the hell is the matter with you dude???????????

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@jack_lagermeier @Target @AskTarget Doesn’t seem fair to me

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@JackKemble @mvr_rose Honestly offensive

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@tlschwerz Aren’t they all???

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@JackKemble Holy shit this is hilarious

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If I got a B on a test in high school I cried out of disappointment. If I get a B on a test in college I get naked and shower myself in Ron

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Do the guys who don’t play shower after the game?