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stigmata in bio

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be not afraid, for i come bearing the word of God - no really take it, it's yours

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whole movie they're dropping references to "the sea people" until the end where matt damon looks directly at the camera and says "I feel that our Age Of Bronze will soon Collapse, bringing on some sort of Greek Dark Age (800-1200 BCE)"

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really good bit in the Odyssey where they allude to the bronze age collapse the same way marvel hints at a sequel villain

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spam text that almost worked on me

[ganii @gahhnie]

im more worried about the fact that theres barely any eroticism at all here. theres no heart put to it, its all symbols

[jordan @salmonfather]

drinking 63 beers in honor of each national park today

[sloshua @sloshua_]

the blues are a-calling

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@confusionm8trix and i’m gonna drive it all night long

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juul probably did permanent damage to my lungs and gave me $72, Facebook illegally harvested my private data and used it to fund far right campaigns against my will and gave me what only $4 ? are you fucking kidding me ??

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juul probably did permanent damage to my lungs and gave me $72 Regal Cinemas improperly labelled a ticket fee on the guest checkout page and gave me $114

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*looking at the second 9/11* no it’s fine i just didn’t think it’d be chinese

[Breaking Aviation News & Videos @aviationbrk]

A small plane crashes into a 109-story skyscraper in Beijing, sending debris down the building's side.

Local reports say the pilot Liu Junhua was conducting a solo flight in the local airspace, took off from Shifosi Airport at 17:30, and at 17:40 prepared to return for landing. While joining the westbound route for Runway 18, the aircraft did not join the approach, deviated from the local airspace and continued flying on a constant heading of 270 degrees.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

prediction market defenders will tell you that prediction markets accurately predicted the results and are better than polls

[Baudrillard Forever @GroovySciFi]

he cannot stop getting dubs it's crazy

[ROSE LANI @pradamercury]

Watching New Yorkers gearing up for the most joyful summer ever with their hot competent mayor and their functional public transportation

[Nancy Rommelmann @NancyRomm]

My daughter sends. She knows all about this. Also please come over so I can feed you

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

in 2026 nobody has sex anymore and everyone says unpleasant things like cuck and foid and the r word

[Daniel Galleghost 🎃👻 @BeanWalrus]

"Niles, we're lost. That's the fourth time we've passed by the pile of frankly rather tasteless sheraton armchairs."

"Yes, the style clashes with the yellow wallpaper and endless billowing void. Then again, feng shui might fail to accommodate an open floor plan this... er, OPEN"

[ciaran @statechxmps]

JFK gay Asf for falling asleep when Jackie phat ass out like this 👀

[Edgar Allen Poe @allenakinkunle]

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[Ciroc Obama @frogg_gurl]

Hi do you mind if everything reminds me of you everywhere I go for the rest of my life

[the organic section of your local grocery store @thumb_iv]

my nephew (he's like 9) was showing me his switch games and went "Hello Neighbor, now that is a CLASSIC retro title"

[madison @madison_tayt]

at a certain point all this yapping just starts to sound like this