just Andy now

Company’s okay, Solitude is Bliss

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Tested Positive for wanting to smash some Miller Lites in flannels while talking about the Bears and listening to Whitney n Twin Peaks

😔😔😔

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@bguth23 The bigger thing is that Alexander Skarsgard was Meekus in Zoolander

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@bguth23 I thought it was crazy too but no, I basically had to fill out my own mobile order.

[just Andy now @thunderbird247]

Getting breakfast at LGA. Waitress takes my order on an iPad then hands it pay and actually place the order. No swipe or tap to pay, have to type my CC. Have to re-enter twice due to network error. 5 minutes to do this whole song and dance.

Did we tech our way out of efficiency?

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@J_M_Walker It is like their second week so that is definitely true

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New wine bar opened up in my bar. Have so much feedback, I’m inches away from a Google review.

No menu, bartenders are supposed to “consult”. The wait for a drink is 20-30 minutes in a line to get “consulted”. Let’s maybe just do a menu, no?

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@vinnybarra @SixPointSports Yes but Frank Thomas hit ball far

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Chipotle line worker holds the bean spoon above the container to drain out the bean juice for the woman in front of me.

She goes “oh can you actually not drain please, throw it in with the juice.”

I’m sorry…what???

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The Mondayest Thursday of all time makes way for the Fridayest Friday of all time.

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@jtoos22 @MdogAllen Sec is a globalist conspiracy to bring down the mighty power of the Midwest Great Lake region

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People have really been holding space with the lyrics Lateralus and finding power in them.

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Storm it. Storm the field, you nerds.

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Have they ever given Michelin stars to airport restaurant? Because the orange chicken at Manchu Wok in O’Hare is delectable.

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@bguth23 Literally did that

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Renewing a passport hits on most of the primal fears of a young millennial:

-write a check
-address an envelope
-fill out forms
-visit the USPS in person

Daunting work just to drink vino or eat crepes

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I tell you what these Balkan countries are pretty damn good at sports they just don’t have the numbers.

They should really think about combining up into one mega country to field better teams and really start ripping out golds.

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@WestSayeed I’ve had this though before about a number of different choccy products

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Trump: THE RIZZLER! We love the Rizzler don’t we folks? We do. We do. But AJ and Big Justice have been very unfair to the Rizzler. Very unfair.

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The truth is that Biden wanted to have a Brat summer while he still could

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Into the great unknown we go…