Cliff

The Twitter page of Cliff, aka Thunderbird 2. Fixing what is wrong with the world one day at a time. Fan of the 'X' files.

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[Cliff @thunderbird_uk]

@ Asda Basingstoke what the heck is going on? Sunday afternoon and only 2 cashier's!! We are queuing up the frozen isle to the jacket potatoes.

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@CaravanNut There's the issue, Amazon drivers are no longer trained to ring doorbells or knock on doors. They do what we call a 'dump and run' manauver.

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@LiptonIceTeaUK hi, please can you advise the UK stockings supplying ice peach tea 1.25ltr bottles, as it seems increasingly hard to find. For example Asda and Iceland appear to no longer stock it.

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#Barclays 1 hour wait to get through to cust services! Really?

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@KarIngham Shouldn't that be eggcited? 😀

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@TheTrudgians You can appeal the value of the payout. Or buy the car form the insurance company and get the repairs done yourself.

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@Caravanningwit2 @CaravanLarry @SMAHC1 https://t.co/miwrl3AVXs

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@theJeremyVine How would that work? Most cyclists would just go round the cones.

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@Morrisons Basingstoke, not even 8pm and down to just one cashier!

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@EdwdPrice @theJeremyVine Wtf?

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@TheCaravanTech1 Are you sure that's not an ex hire off of Top Gear?

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@CCfunkandsoul Was it you?

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@petalbabe36 Deleted from where? Have you sought professional help? If not it is important you stop using the device until you do.

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@petalbabe36 Don't panic, there may be ways to recover them. What happened?

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@realkarlbeattie Absolutely!

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@Three_Is_Broken @ThreeUK Yeah but you get what you pay for, I'm looking to get a mobile data Sim and Three really are cheapest out there.

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@HantsPolRoads tried to get through on 101 - there is what appears to be a roll of carpet on A339 between Oakridge and Black dam end (driving towards black dam roundabout)

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@AnnaKnightley89 Take it to an apple shop to see if it can be repaired.

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@PinkShelleyAnn welcome back to Twitter! Missed u! 😀

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

One of the all time funniest lines and one that I persist in using every time I hear sirens despite the inevitable eye rolling