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[UG🇵🇹 @UgwunnaEjikem]

But fr, that bastard said he immediately removed fuel subsidy so the Government can inject the money into other things..

Almost 4 years in and the average Nigerian still cannot feel the positive impact of subsidy removal. Bro removed it so his cronies can steal it.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Protest Erupts in Katsina as Residents Demand Urgent Action Against T£rr0r!sts.
The protesters questioned how heavily armed t£rr0r!sts continue to move freely in broad daylight while communities suffer repeated att@cks, k!dnappings, and kp@!ns

Even the north is waking up now👏

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Una dey marry sha.

You should better die single than marry one of these guttersnipes.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

If I wanted to maintain my current standard of living, but in Nigeria, it would cost too much to be realistic.

Nigerian prices are way too expensive in USD terms despite having such a devalued currency, and I don't understand how everyone is quiet.

That country is stupidly expensive for no reason at all🤷🏾

[Oloye. @Ol0ye]

Stadiums will be built and completed in 24 hours.

During half time, they'll change the direction the stadium is facing so that the sun doesn't enter the Chinese team's eyes.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

A single mother in her late 30s was dating a divorced man in his 60s.

He took good care of her and her child.

Infact, the child and the man had started doing father-child bonding, and he was even doing school runs.

He rented an apartment for her and furnished it and everything was good.

Single mother said that she wanted more and marriage.

Man wasn't interested in marriage but wanted to keep her as his mistress and said he doesn't want any child too.

Single mother got connected to a man living abroad, and the man came to Nigeria to see her.

The man promised her marriage and got her pregnant.

The other man warned her but she said she was "in love" with the abroad man.

Single mother carried the pregnancy to term and gave birth to the child.

Child developed complications and didn't survive after a few months.

Abroad man abandoned single mother and stopped picking her calls and blocked her.

Former man had moved on and dissociated himself from single mother and the child that he had bonded with for over two years.

Single mother could no longer afford the rent and school fees of the school where former man was graciously paying for.

Now single mother is living in regrets.

Man has found another mistress and is now bonding with the new mistress and her child.

New mistress lives pretty close to former mistress, and man goes to see new mistress in the full glare of former mistress, and has bought new mistress a car while former mistress treks and is looking dejected.

End.

[BIG AYO🔰 @47kasz]

I get money for anything you wanna eat and drink when you come over

I get money for taking US out to places I wanna see as well

I get money for affording soft lifestyle for myself( you can tag)

I no get money for wigs, to change your phone or your family issue, or back to back craving or clubbing for Snapchat aesthetics!!

[Nnamdi 🦅 @_Nsznn]

I will never understand Nigerians in Europe doing Tinubu till 2031

If the country is good why don’t you travel back and live with us.

[The East Guy @TheEastGuy1]

I went to a pharmacy yesterday to buy condom.

While waiting, I met a woman who was checking her blood pressure.

The moment her reading came out, the pharmacist shouted:

“Madam, your BP is 190/170!” What happened?

Her response broke my heart 💔

She said she had been out of her medication for a week because she couldn’t afford to buy.

Her medication, Cardiovas, cost just ₦1,800 which is less than $2. Yet, she could not afford it.

I immediately asked the pharmacist to give her the drugs and I paid for them.

A woman couldn’t afford NGN 1,800 medication and some people still wonder why Nigerians are angry.

If una like don't vote for Mr. Peter Obi , tears go long.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Children are in the bushes.

Poverty is hitting almost every home hard.

People are being kidnapped almost on a daily.

But a politician and "mother of the nation" is distributing new cars and busses to her political associates in a celebratory style.

Lack of empathy.

End.

[UG🇵🇹 @UgwunnaEjikem]

Initially typed an “intellectual” response tryna highlight how your premise is so detached from its conclusion till something told me to type “Tinubu” in your profile.

Fuck a response. God punish you.

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

Bruh!

I just remembered that period when Obi was still in ADC.

Atiku's supporters started trending the Atiku/Amaechi ticket,

And they were threatening Obi that if he doesn't put in the work at the grassroots level, they will give the VP position to Amaechi.

Fast forward to today; Peter Obi, they did not see again. Amaechi, they did not see again.

Both Peter Obi and Amaechi eventually dumped them and their worthless VP slot 😂

[Goz @SanjitheSage]

“If Nigeria fully adopts sharia law “
Please there is no if’s, we can’t even entertain the idea, Are you people crazy?

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

You never chop keh
no be you post unboxing video of 1.3million naira wig on the 25th of April 8:24pm?

[Danny Walter 🧸 @AjeboDanny]

Everywhere I go, from petrol stations to spas and even parking attendants, I’m given a personal account number for payment. It’s only when I refuse that they suddenly provide the business account.

I wonder how business owners are surviving in Nigeria.

[Dr KALU, OON @DrKalu_]

Alex Otti said 6 million Abians are ready and waiting to vote Peter Obi and Kwankwaso in 2027.
This is huge!

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

When I turned 25, I was making so much money that I thought I would never be poor again. My cousin came to me with a story of how he needed new shoes and a suit for a job interview. I gave him 5k Naira which was a lot then.

He didn't need those things. He lied. He boasted to my friends that he had "obtained 5K" from me and that they should try their luck. Fortunately they were blunt about their intention.

I never gave him anything again after that, no matter his stories. He suffered some great miseries in life because of his attitude of always trying to "obtain" from others. One of the few people that Japa didn't change their fortunes.

Some people just ask out of greed and not because of need. You have to learn discernment and have strict limits.

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

Poor man pikin is kidnapped and kept in the bush…. ransom mostly paid

Rich man pikin is kidnapped and kept in shortlet with AC…. quick rescue.

Life is not fair.

[y4yi🇦🇷 @yxyiagain]

dem dey demolish evidence, how i take enter this country 😭😭😭

[chief sọm @chisomholic]

Oil producers - minimum wage - gas price

Iran — $245 — $0.15
Libya — $325 — $0.25
Algeria — $150 — $0.35
Canada — $2100 — $1.50

Nigeria — $45 — $2

I could list 100 countries, including countries at war, & they have everything cheaper than Nigeria. Pls vote Tinubu in 2027. 🙏