Lucasfilm panic mode after Mandalorian & Grogu underperformed at the box office while Kathleen Kennedy mentally checked out and Pedro Pascal picked up another franchise paycheck. 💀
#StarWars#Mandalorian
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Theaters this weekend when hundreds of grown adults dressed like Skeletor start recreating the meme during the #MastersoftheUniverse premiere 💀⚔️
#HeMan#Skeletor
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Are we about to party like it’s 1999? 🏀
The last time the Knicks and Spurs met in the Finals, Tim Duncan won his first championship and the Spurs launched a dynasty.
Will history repeat itself?
#NBAFinals#Knicks#Spurs
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Everyone says Michael Jackson was trying to look like Elizabeth Taylor.
I’m starting to think he was trying to look like Darth Vader.
Prove me wrong.
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Star Wars accidentally dropped a synthwave anthem with “Shakari” from The Mandalorian & Grogu, and now the entire interweb is at a galactic rave. 🚀🌌
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Hot take: Michael Jackson never needed a country album… but country music absolutely needed a Michael Jackson album. Somewhere in another timeline Hee Hee Haw was a ratings monster. 🌽🤠
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Jermaine allegedly got the “you owe $6.5M” news and the paint started making business decisions 💀
Meanwhile Jackson fans are connecting dots like it’s a season finale. Am I missing something here? 👀
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Abigail Shrier: "The number one symptom of depression is rumination, pathologically obsessing over your pain. Getting out of your house and accomplishing anything is good for you, sitting around, talking and thinking about your problems is a bad habit."
Robert Downey Jr. is already back as Doctor Doom…
But after hearing rumors about him potentially playing multiple MCU variants, Jazz1 had one request:
Make Coming to America… but with The Avengers.
1 actor. Every role. RDJ as everybody. 💀⚡🍿
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The first Michael movie ending in 1988 explains why the allegations were never covered.
But if Michael 2 explores the ‘90s and 2000s, Hollywood is about to attempt the most controversial music biopic ever made. 🎤💥
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Disney spent years building up the greatest helmet reveal in Star Wars history just for us to find out Din Djarin has been Danny DeVito this entire time 💀🥪
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Can’t believe we never got a Captain EO x Star Wars crossover. Vader watching MJ perform… refusing to dance… and still being his father 😳
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If your Michael Jackson cosplay requires firefighters in the theater lobby, you understood the assignment.
Anything less is just casual fandom. 🔥🧯🍿
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Hot take: Michael Jackson might be the only artist with TWO of the greatest biopics ever.
The 90s miniseries The Jacksons: An American Dream was legendary… and now the new MICHAEL movie might join it.
Critics vs fans are already fighting about it. 🍿
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Marvel fans watching Robert Downey Jr. and Chris Evans reunite and instantly go back to their old antics:
“Yep. That checks out.”
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