eblis OShaunesey (envoy of the Endless)

Just some guy living the cook life who enjoys comics, horror films, Coheed, Zelda, etc

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Devastated to learn we've lost the brilliant Arleen Sorkin. Not just a wonderful talent, but a truly wonderful person. I'm grateful not only to have worked with her, but to have been her friend. 🙏 Sending my heartfelt condolences to her family & loved ones. 💔

[eblis OShaunesey (envoy of the Endless) @thunderpossum91]

While walking in the parking lot. Whispered: “She wasn’t that great looking in the face, but she smelled sooo good..” #thingsmywifesays

[eblis OShaunesey (envoy of the Endless) @thunderpossum91]

“Listerine was originally a floor cleaner.... it’s so sticky why would anyone use it??” #thingsmywifesays

[eblis OShaunesey (envoy of the Endless) @thunderpossum91]

While apartment searching: “Seems like a nice place to poop”
#thingsmywifewhispers

[eblis OShaunesey (envoy of the Endless) @thunderpossum91]

“My grandma bought me this watch for Xmas, I’ll probably never wear it” *30 secs later* “Omg it’s waterproof and glows in the dark!! I’m wearing this tomorrow!” #thingsmywifesays

[eblis OShaunesey (envoy of the Endless) @thunderpossum91]

“People are just useless compilation of meat”
#thingsmywifesays

[eblis OShaunesey (envoy of the Endless) @thunderpossum91]

At GameStop: “Fuck yeah I want to kill some fairies!”
#thingsmywifesays

[eblis OShaunesey (envoy of the Endless) @thunderpossum91]

Visibly shivering: “I’m not cold, but my skin is...”
#thingsmywifesays

[eblis OShaunesey (envoy of the Endless) @thunderpossum91]

I just had to explain how urinals work to my wife.....
#knowledgeable

[eblis OShaunesey (envoy of the Endless) @thunderpossum91]

*in dead of sleep*
“Do we have to say it at the same time or something?”
#thingsmywifesays #sleeptalking #scaredtheshitoutofme

[eblis OShaunesey (envoy of the Endless) @thunderpossum91]

Her “You say mean things all the time.”

Me “like what?”

Her “No....”
#thingsmywifesays

[eblis OShaunesey (envoy of the Endless) @thunderpossum91]

“Traded a merciful heart for a murderer’s brain.
But now I curse what’s in my head (because I can’t stop seeing red)”

[eblis OShaunesey (envoy of the Endless) @thunderpossum91]

What the fuck even anymore

[eblis OShaunesey (envoy of the Endless) @thunderpossum91]

@anacheri_e Maybe??

[The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan]

Update: Religion still has no place in politics.

[eblis OShaunesey (envoy of the Endless) @thunderpossum91]

Happy birthday @claudioPsanchez !
Would be great if we could got a @JamesGunn #amorywars directed project from @netflix @hulu or @hbomax
*not at all subtle coughing*

[eblis OShaunesey (envoy of the Endless) @thunderpossum91]

Hello
@anacheri_e @anacherimore

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

Coheed AND Cambria? In this economy???

[eblis OShaunesey (envoy of the Endless) @thunderpossum91]

@StephenKing What did I do?