ocean man

god was too high and the king too far

#mnwild

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[🫥 @oilygifs]

to piss off leon draisaitl

[🍎 CHAMPIONNES !! @nicolegoatsling]

how it feels to not understand anything abt the expansion and not know any of the dates for deadlines or anything so i just live in constant fear that next time i open my phone im gonna get emotionally run over by a evil pwhl expansion semi truck

[ocean man @thundersuckles]

who in gods name voted for warso

[NHL News @PuckReportNHL]

Full voting table for the Jack Adams Award, won by #GoBolts’ Jon Cooper, as selected by the NHL Broadcasters’ Association.

He beat Lindy Ruff by 3 points. #Sabrehood

[ocean man @thundersuckles]

not protecting your captain is insane work 💀

[Seattle Torrent @PWHL__Seattle]

The core of our current. 🌀

The Seattle Torrent have protected Alex Carpenter, Hannah Murphy and Anna Wilgren as part of the Expansion Player Distribution Process.
📰 https://t.co/g6ZwDoUMR3

[ocean man @thundersuckles]

@Kappyjeek at first i was extremely put off by it but there's something kinda heartwarming about them confiding in eachother about the pressures of being The connor mcdavid and nathan mackinnon. esp bc nate took longer to reach elite status and they were both so mischaracterised by media

[🏆 - alain @penaltyk1ll]

me with my non hockey friends lately

[ocean man @thundersuckles]

@Kappyjeek if that wasn't wrong it would be so buzzy. what do you think of mcdavid/mackinnon

[ocean man @thundersuckles]

@Kappyjeek this stays between us but i'm actually natemac down, that's kind of my guy. still though, his love will never be reciprocated

[ocean man @thundersuckles]

@hockeybee97 yeah i need to know whether i'm having a great birthday or eating a gun so please hurry up @ pwhl

[ocean man @thundersuckles]

goodbye wife line, you were bigger than the whole sky 🕊️🕊️🕊️

[ocean man @thundersuckles]

@Kappyjeek i'm too sidgeno pilled to tolerate full on sidnate. but i love when nate suffers so i'll always be kind of on board with him trying and failing to homewreck.

[ocean man @thundersuckles]

@hockeybee97 trying not to think about the possibility of everyone i love ending up in vegas 💀

[ocean man @thundersuckles]

@Kappyjeek i'm only half in the club bc i only like the part of it where nate is whipped and sid dgaf. only works for me when it's wholly one sided and kind of pathetic.

[ocean man @thundersuckles]

@hockeybee97 i'm keeping an open mind because i'm willing to betray any team loyalty i have once the draft happens. hopefully everyone i love somehow ends up in san jose 💀

[ocean man @thundersuckles]

@Kappyjeek enjoy your doomed ship (i'm slowly being converted)
https://t.co/ZJd7mGXsSz

[🚬 @008zennie]

that time sc were asking nate abt playing wing for sid/mcdavid and nate was like “he (sid) could be 50 and i’d still slide over”

nate (asking biz): should I tell sid to go to the wing, do u think?

nate: yeah, i think he could be 50 and i’d still slide over

[ocean man @thundersuckles]

@hockeybee97 i hope you cherish her </3

[ocean man @thundersuckles]

@zoloveswild hi zo

[ocean man @thundersuckles]

@Kappyjeek it's actually insane i need to be beat over the head with a hammer

[ocean man @thundersuckles]

tarps off (ft. gorgy)

[ocean man @thundersuckles]

@loverboyilya he kind of changed my life