Mr. K

Writer, lover, 80's baby, and all-around shit-talker. I love having fun with my friends and family and making people laugh. #teamlibra #TeamBadAss #SITHSQUAD

[Mr. K @thundertwin1]

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@johninsc1 @PaulTassi You keep believing your non-facts if you want

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@JeanneJeannnie She built her own business from the ground up. She's probably better with finances that Thomas

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Paula needs to tell Thomas that she's gonna take that tiny couch, shine it up real nice, turn that summabitch sideways... #90DayFiance

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Thomas' problem is seeing everything as "an investment." Some shit just brings people joy #90DayFiance

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That position from Shea's daughter is different than we usually see. She likes Annabelle, and I respect that #90DayFiance

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@HopeInspire Watched him take a bite too

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@tdlogsdon Most modern bidets also air dry

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@shivy78 Would you want to be around a woman who, as soon as she gets drunk, is gonna try to kiss your man?

[Mr. K @thundertwin1]

Instead of complaining, Marissa should've just taken Edward to Home Depot #90DayFiance

[Sho @Sho_Unsub]

Random observations from a European in America:

- AC is man’s greatest creation
- You can get pretty much anything you need on Amazon and have it delivered in a day or 2
- Biscuits and gravy is definitely not what you think (but it’s good af)
- Trucks are everywhere and they are MASSIVE
- Hotdogs are made of beef here
- Pharmaceutical ads are weird
- All their snacks have ‘flamin hot’ varieties for some reason (they’re all bad)
- People in general seem happier and more positive here
- Bar tabs are dangerous and we can’t be trusted with them 😂

[melanin on 𝕏 parody account @melaninpalace]

I now understand the ‘VISIT RWANDA’ slogan

[Covie @covie_93]

In Texas they can teach kids that a whale swallowed a man and spit him out three days later because God wanted to teach him a lesson but they can't teach kids that slavery was bad.

[Mr. K @thundertwin1]

@SixBrownChicks A1) You jumped up with the bass in your voice and got beat down. This ain't the woman to play those types of games with, chief. Good for her

[THE GARDEN IS ROCKING @MSG_Rocking]

Ladies and gentlemen, I have been scouring the internet for days to find the best bootleg Knicks shirt.

I present to you the hands down winner:

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How does he navigate the world if he's allergic to fragrances?#90DayFiance

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Catie communicates with dudes she's kissing better than the guy she wants to marry #90DayFiance

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Why are you getting married if you dont like living with people? #90DayFiance

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@VirtuousCardi I'm convinced she's trying to turn him into a cuckold