Joseph Thuo Ngumba

Self Proclaimed Ambassador of the Affordable Housing Projects
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[Joseph Thuo Ngumba @thuongumba]

@ConradMud @DanChepta https://t.co/lrLoQ1G3c5

[Joseph Thuo Ngumba @thuongumba]

Tuliachana na counterfeit alcohol tukaanza kukunywa chai, kidogo hivi eti kuna milk shortage, tukaamua kukunywa kahawa wanarudisha waburundi kwao Life has no balance

[Joseph Thuo Ngumba @thuongumba]

Tuliachana na counterfeit alcohol tukaanza kukunywa chai, kidogo hivi eti kuna milk shortage, tukaamua kukunywa kahawa wanarudisha waburundi kwao Life has no balance

[Joseph Thuo Ngumba @thuongumba]

Simu yenye natumia nikama walisahau kunitobolea kashimo ka earphones 😂😂😂

[Joseph Thuo Ngumba @thuongumba]

Simu yenye natumia nikama walisahau kunitobolea kashimo ka earphones 😂😂😂

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Brayo alibaki hapo akitoa hizo mawe pekee yake huku luku yake swafi ikijaa vumbi! Tangu siku hiyo, Brayo huenda deite na matatu.

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Niaje mzee! Hii ni sitori moja ya msee anaitwa Brayo alijipata kwa ngori baada ya kujifanya yeye ni "mzae wa mtaa."Siku Brayo Alikula "Block" ya Moti Brayo alikuwa amejipanga mbaya sana siku ya Sato.

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Brayo akashuka haraka kuangalia shida ni nini, huku jasho ikianza kumtoka chini ya miwani. Kufika mbele ya gari, akapata kuna ma-chali wa mtaa walikuwa wameweka ma-mawe makubwa sana (blocks) chini ya taya zote nne! Juu walijua yeye si wa hapo na alikuwa analeta maringo.

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Ili kuongeza chumvi kwa kidonda, vijana wa mtaa walianza kumcheka wakipiga zowe: "Oya mzae wa Subaru, kwani gari haina miguu?" Shiko naye akaona aibu, akamwambia Brayo, "Aiseee, mimi narudi ndani, ukimaliza kusukuma gari utanicall."

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Masaa ya kuondoka ikafika. Brayo na Shiko wakatoka inje huku Brayo akichezesha kofia ya gari mkononi ndio majirani waone. Wanaingia kwa gari, Brayo anapiga ufunguo vroom vroom! Gari inawaka, lakini kuweka gia na kukanyaga mafuta, moti haisongi. Inatoa tu sauti lakini imekwama

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Nikiwa highschool,nishawai kata picha ya Beyonce nika stick kwa cover ya kitabu.kila siku asubuhi nikiamka I kiss her and at night before I sleep 😂😂😂😂

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@citizentvkenya
Na hii kiti haijanifurahisha.@LinusKaikai @MKapombe

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@edwinsifuna Ulevi tu

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@GlobalEllah Good evening
I'm interested
I have a laptop and a stable Internet

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MBAPPE SCORES!!! FRANCE TAKES AN EARLY LEAD AGAINST Sweden!!!!!

⏰ 44’
France 🇫🇷1-0Sweden🇸🇪

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The highly-anticipated on-field rivalry between Manchester City striker @erling and Arsenal center-back Gabriel Magalhães @biel_m04
#FIFAWorldCup
#WorldCup2026
#WC2026 #RoundOf32 #KnockoutStage

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The most unlucky team ever? ☹️💔

🇺🇸🇲🇽🇨🇦 2026: Eliminated on penalties ❌
🇶🇦 2022: Eliminated on penalties ❌
🇷🇺 ̶2̶0̶1̶8̶:̶ ̶N̶o̶t̶ ̶q̶u̶a̶l̶i̶f̶i̶e̶d̶ ̶
🇧🇷 2014: Eliminated on penalties ❌
🇿🇦 2010: Eliminated in the final after extra time ❌

[Joseph Thuo Ngumba @thuongumba]

Germany in major competitions since winning the World Cup in 2014:
Euro 2016 - Out in semifinals ❌
World Cup 2018 - Group stage exit ❌
Euro 2020 - Out in round of 16 ❌
World Cup 2022 - Group stage exit ❌
Euro 2024 - Out in quarterfinals ❌
World Cup 2026 - Out in round of 32