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Best thing we can do with/for Taiwo is a loan to Oly. See if he can stay fit in the Greek league, with a nominal transfer fee in Jan if he can #nffc

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@ENGLISHKIT21 “We want £2m more upfront”

“And now we want another £5m in add ons”

“And now we want a 20% sell on fee”

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The fans kicking off about “not paying an extra £5m+” said the same about Santiago Gimenez.

I’m pretty comfortable in trusting the experts.

#NFFC

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@NffcSummary @ENGLISHKIT21 Yep. Think it’s more a reflection on some poor recruitment rather than “using our money for Oly”.

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Gustavo Sa won’t end up costing us a penny.

Imagine if he has a brilliant season with Oly, and Gibbs-White leaves next summer.

Could we actually be showing a bit of long term vision here? #NFFC

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@ENGLISHKIT21 We’ve only loaned 4 players to Oly, 2 of which (Bowler & Jota) were definitely not “sign to loan to Oly” transfers.

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Chris Wood: 3 goals in 25 Premier League appearances the season before he signed for us.

If there’s a club that can get a tune out of Delap, it’s us. #nffc

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Assuming we’re not playing any in CM or WB roles, we’ve got 10 attackers for 3 positions.

I think one leaving will be either Awoniyi or Kalimuendo.

And then two of Ndoye, Bakwa, or Hudson-Odoi.

#NFFC

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@Rich_NFFC Bakwa likely to be RWB too. Can’t honestly see us bringing in a starting WB

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WB’s:
Williams
Aina
Netz
Moreira

CB’s:
Murillo
Milenkovic
Diomande
Cunha

WB/CB cover:
Richards
Savona

Do we really need more defenders? #nffc

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People don’t realise the blinder Marinakis has played with Glasners salary.

An elite club want to approach him next summer? That’ll be £26m compensation thank you.

#NFFC

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No coincidence we totally lost control when Anderson went off. Yet again a honking performance from Rice.

Baffling that Tuchel didn’t switch them just for 10mins, Anderson would have lit the touch paper as an 8 in this match.

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Bellingham. A honking 2026 with Real Madrid, and like all of his recently England games, has been completely anonymous so far.

Why was it a “given” that he’s taken ahead of MGW?

#NFFC

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8mins in and Anderson up to £150m now #nffc

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David McGoldrick:

8,179 days since his professional debut

7,836 days until he gets a free bus pass

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Anderson goes for £90m + James Trafford #NFFC

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One starting LB and our back line is golden:

CB: Murillo
CB: Milenkovic
CB/RB cover: Savona
CB/RB cover: Cunha
CB/LB cover: Morato
RB/LB: Williams
RB: Aina
LB: Netz

Savona looks better suited at CB. Loans for Bindon and Abbott.
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Wishing #dcfcfans the best of luck with the Saudi funding, I’d love to have an East Midlands derby in the prem.

Us #NFFC fans know all too well that as fast as the Middle East can giveth funding, they can also take it away over night.

LIV golf, Saudi Pro Masters, and Fawaz.

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It gets worse

Jude Bellingham La Liga stats in 2026

Goals: 1
Assists: 1

#NFFC

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Why are we talking like Bellingham is the given starter at AMC?

Those stats, playing for Real Madrid team in that shockingly poor league are quite frankly embarrassing.

And then even worse, is Eze…

Laughable.

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